🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[Bry1313]

Just don’t put cake in the butt.

Not even five margaritas would make me do that

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think I exited the site without checking. It was shockingly realistic.

Yes. I mean...the little pimples and everything, this was...stunning in it's artistry.
You have to kind of be impressed, even if it's a "WTF" kind of art?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Not even five margaritas would make me do that

I’m a one and done kind of gal. If I make it to two I usually can’t unbutton my pants. I think they call it a lightweight.

 

[base10]

I’m a one and done kind of gal. If I make it to two I usually can’t unbutton my pants. I think they call it a lightweight.

Multiple margs usually help with pants being unbuttoned

 

[Bry1313]

Multiple margs usually help with pants being unbuttoned

I think they self unbutton at that point

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Multiple margs usually help with pants being unbuttoned

If only that were me. I giggle a lot and fall down.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think they self unbutton at that point

If only that were me. I giggle a lot and fall down.

Well documented in song...

 

[Lmizzler]

This seems like it belongs here.

https://imgur.com/a/DQX69Tn

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Well documented in song...

Even though Joe follows me on Twitter, this song doesn’t apply to me as much as THAT GIRL.

 

[hotcpu]

I’m a one and done kind of gal. If I make it to two I usually can’t unbutton my pants. I think they call it a lightweight.

Tequila Shots all around ...

 

[SherlockianMan]

This seems like it belongs here.

https://imgur.com/a/DQX69Tn

Veggie Tales took a hard turn...

 

[Bry1313]

Veggie Tales took a hard turn...

Not so Christian now, is it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes. I mean...the little pimples and everything, this was...stunning in it's artistry.
You have to kind of be impressed, even if it's a "WTF" kind of art?

I thought it was hair. Thanks for the pimples imagery. Im gonna need a few tequila shots now.

 

[Bry1313]

I thought it was hair. Thanks for the pimples imagery. Im gonna need a few tequila shots now.

Five?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Five?

Are you offering? Remember how big my dick is

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I predict butt loving in @Bry1313 ’s future.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I predict butt loving in @Bry1313 ’s future.

He told me he drank a few shots to prep for you but couldnt find you when he came back from dinner last night.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

He told me he drank a few shots to prep for you but couldnt find you when he came back from dinner last night.

Well shit! I’ll have to be more available.

 

[Bbl87]

I’m a one and done kind of gal. If I make it to two I usually can’t unbutton my pants. I think they call it a lightweight.

I think for most people more than one margarita leads TO unbottoning pants. I'm sure you'd have someone willing to help you unbutton yours.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I think for most people more than one margarita leads TO unbottoning pants. I'm sure you'd have someone willing to help you unbutton yours.

Last time that was not the case. *pouts* He laughed a lot.

 

[MrsPassion]

Veggie Tales took a hard turn...

“If you like to cum in tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you”

 

[SherlockianMan]

“If you like to cum in tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you”

If you like to do those things in public, let me know and I'll bring along a camera.

 

[MrsPassion]

If you like to do those things in public, let me know and I'll bring along a camera.

I’ve never sat on a potato nor came in a tomatoe…I do like squash though

 

[Bbl87]

Last time that was not the case. *pouts* He laughed a lot.

True story, my wedding night my wife was PLASTERED and couldn't get out of her wedding dress. She was on the verge of tears and I was like, "Oh, I'm getting you out of that if I have to cut you out, don't you worry."

 

[SherlockianMan]

I’ve never sat on a potato nor came in a tomatoe…I do like squash though

I'm more of a bakery guy, cause I love adding glaze.