🎨The Finer Things Club🎨

[Deleted member 1306910]

I cannot resist...I've tried...and failed.

Steve Winwood-The Finer Things

 

[AlpineFresco]

There's something quite charming and quaint about this thread. Probably needs some Beardsley, though!

 

[sally_sparrow]

The novelty of the little unicorn goat had worn off. Daphne could no longer deny that all she wanted was a human baby.

 

[ydahecnot]

Alas, they entered too late to keep Countess von Bobbitt from doing her deed most foul.

 

[BadAmy]

Such grand additions!

Bravo and forsoothe!

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Anyone can blow a banana, but this shit takes talent.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

“I gotchu, Boo”

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Stop sending me pictures of your dick!”

 

[BadAmy]

“Stop sending me pictures of your dick!”

Oooh I love it!

 

[sally_sparrow]

When you finally find the person you're supposed to be with.

 

[BadAmy]

When you finally find the person you're supposed to be with.

right?
if ya can't love yourself...who can you love?

 

[Uccellacci]

Don't be frightened, little girl!

Aubrey Beardsley. Cinesias Entreating Myrrhina to Coition, 1896

 

[Uccellacci]

He may be short, but he has a very large hat.

Aubrey Beardsley. The Lacedemonian Ambassadors, for "The Lysistrata of Aristophanes", 1896

 

[ydahecnot]

“Whither goest my butt plug?”

 

[Varykino]

Lord and savior, yadda yadda, but first a little sheep shagging before my next miracle

 

[sally_sparrow]

"He said he was a fun guy!"

 

[ydahecnot]

And yet again, the sheep were cock-blocked.

 

[sally_sparrow]

When you just get comfy in bed and realize you didn't lock the front door.

 

[BadAmy]

 

[sally_sparrow]

When I'm wearing a romper in a public restroom and someone tries to open the door.

 

[base10]

When I'm wearing a romper in a public restroom and someone tries to open the door.

Balls directly on a hard turtle shell seems like an uncomfortable ride

 

[ydahecnot]

Ho…ho…ho…ho

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

JC had all the ribs and didn’t replace them? Fellas...shit’s going down!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dude....I hate to be the one to point this out but I'm thinking you got stood up. Possibly even catfished.

 

[ydahecnot]

Ha! That’s awesome