🏆👌Tell Me Something You Did Right Today 👍🎉

Added water to my moms neighbors rain gauge while they were out of town to screw with them.
 
I taught my daughter how to play Monopoly. She had a blast and said afterward that she can’t wait to play again. Hopefully I can turn her into a successful capitalist and keep her away from the fine arts.
 
I kicked ass in my yard today. I'll be super sore, but it also feels really good to have spent that much time outside.
 
Right? I stabbed myself in the leg while trying to open an Amazon box after too many drinks. Not right at all dude.
 
So this cremation society keeps sending me junk mail to my deceased father. Not sure how they got my address. I hard boiled 3 eggs and let them rot in the sun for three days. I mailed it back today in their pre paid envelope saying he was deceased but they still had to pay the postage.

You should see how I handle telemarketers. :D
 
Took my crippled bro in law a solar powered generator so he can run his CPAP if we get more blackouts..........
 
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