👂Who's Was The First Voice You Heard This Morning?👀

[JerseyJade]

Your boo (Casper the Friendly Ghost)

Ahhhh!

 

[DarkSimian]

Ahhhh!

You know, every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth

 

[JerseyJade]

You know, every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth

Lmao!

Really?

 

[DarkSimian]

Lmao!

Really?

Really. It's science

 

[JerseyJade]

Really. It's science

You live in a really, really, strange world, DS.

 

[DarkSimian]

You live in a really, really, strange world, DS.

You don't know the half of it

 

[JerseyJade]

You don't know the half of it

Now I got the yawns!

 

[DarkSimian]

Now I got the yawns!

Hahahahaha!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My stir

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's this wonderful someone whose voice I love to hear.

 

[DarkSimian]

There's this wonderful someone whose voice I love to hear.

Do tell....

 

[LikeableMe]

The only voice I’ve heard in two days was the obligatory phone call from a relative checking I’m still alive. Interrupted my me time

 

[PNWKitten]

I suppose it was a who. It was a voice recording saying "text message"

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do tell....

Well, the phone rang, you see...and I didn't answer...but, it all worked out! The end...

 

[JerseyJade]

My man. Not my little guy, but my boo. And no, his name isn't Casper, DS.

 

[Fugu_B]

Wait....was last night ‘this morning?’

Time zones, SMH

It might have been mine yelling ‘get up’

 

[alwaysaway]

The nurse.

 

[Tulia]

My husband. Unfortunately it was a full hour before my alarm was set to go off.

 

[parker77]

my own. it was the expletive i muttered when i woke to find i had overslept.

 

[Lily13]

My Dad calling me for plans.

 

[frombehindyou]

The youngest kid, asking for breakfast and a ride.

 

[SassySheDevil]

My brothers Crazy voice whispering like a creeper in the phone.

 

[alwaysaway]

I was on nightshift, so technically, the first voice I heard in the a.m. was an elderly lady telling me she had accidentally peed on her sock.

 

[Sh75]

I was on nightshift, so technically, the first voice I heard in the a.m. was an elderly lady telling me she had accidentally peed on her sock.

That was ur voice wasnt it?

 

[alwaysaway]

That was ur voice wasnt it?

No, it was your mum’s.