👂Who's Was The First Voice You Heard This Morning?👀

[SherlockianMan]

The audiobook narrator since I forgot to set my sleep timer last night...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

@hotoldrguy singing to me

 

[Sinstories]

Someone on the golf course screaming "Fuck".

 

[Dalelaw2164]

The one in my head, telling me to strive for world peace and give all my money to the church…

 

[alwaysaway]

A good friend checking up on me.

 

[AveryElle]

@Karabare. I don’t know what that says about me that I heard her before anyone else!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm still waiting for the first one this morning.
Knowing my luck, it will be the SO asking "How did you sleep?" like she does every morning.
She's a night owl, so she's in the living room watching her shows.

 

[zydrate]

One of the cats, meowing in my face for breakfast

I'm like, "dude, you have food"
And he's all "dude, I assure you, I do not."

 

[munch2much]

It was the beautiful and inspirational lady. I look forward to meeting her again soon

 

[hotoldrguy]

@hotoldrguy singing to me

A rough start to the day

 

[SassySheDevil]

@AmberLGreen offering to get her butt tattooed for me!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

@Justadesperatewifeandmom telling quite a story!

 

[_Ritch_]

@AmberLGreen offering to get her butt tattooed for me!!

That's an offer you don't get everyday.

 

[SassySheDevil]

That's an offer you don't get everyday.

Right?? I feel honored.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

One of the cats, meowing in my face for breakfast

I'm like, "dude, you have food"
And he's all "dude, I assure you, I do not."

That's pretty much the way my day always starts.
I get up, pee, and head for the kitchen. The cat runs ahead of me, sits next to his food bowl, and reminds me that he needs to be fed. Its not like I ever forget, but he doesn't want to take any chances.

(The dog, on the other hand, stays in bed until my wife gets up)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

@Justadesperatewifeandmom telling quite a story!

Sorry about that

 

[hotoldrguy]

Sorry about that

It was a wonderful start to my day!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It was a wonderful start to my day!

Well thanks....But but my voices, brutal wakeup voice, especially the high pitched one

 

[MissPennyLane]

Whoever the voice actor was for Lionel Hutz on The Simpsons, my friend was watching in the room next door as I awoke.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

@AlpineFresco who was being a incredible friend and also threatening me with a hatchet!?

 

[Ingenue844]

My husband asking to go balls deep

 

[Misshotndeep]

My kiddo’s. He knocked and wished me a good morning.

 

[30bandits]

My husband asking to go balls deep

well ?....what was your answer ?

 

[F3x0r]

My own

 

[Ingenue844]

well ?....what was your answer ?

I always say Yes