💥💥💥The Official 2020 Litties Award Show!💥💥💥

[Miles Long]

My body is wetter than a slip 'n slide after a mid-August rainstorm!

 

[Suz_anne]

I'd blow you all if I could.

Now, on with the awards!

 

[JennyNo1]

Yesssssss SUZ!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you!

 

[BadAmy]

POPCORN!

HOTDOGS!

PEANUTS
FOR SALE!

PM me and I'll give you my venmo address

 

[JennyNo1]

 

[IhateClowns]

Also Suz has created a special golden vadge award to all of this years winners. Display it proudly winners. I better not see it on ebay like I did last year. Yes it was my golden vadge, but I need invisaline. That shit is expensive.

 

[IhateClowns]

To all the attendees I would like to share what the gift baskets consist of. I called and vendors were very generous this year.

1 Magnum Condom (They know that every guy in the PG claims to be hung like a moose)

1 Cherry Chapstick (They know every woman int he PG is into other women)

1 Box of Honey Combs Cereal (We all love that feeling of the roof of our mouths being torn to shreads after half a bowl)

1 roll of Bounty the quicker picker upper (This is for all the moist ladies and leaky men squirming in their metal folding chairs)

A Coupon for buy 1 Whopper get 1 free at Burger King (Shit doesn't need explanation. That is a hell of a deal)

A bottle of Cool Water cologne because every man wants to relive his high school prom night.

A bottle of Bath and Body works Cucumber and basil lotion because that didn't go over well and they have plenty left over.

and finally every female award nominee will receive an unsolicited dick pic from a random PG'er as hsi way of saying "Hello. Nice to meet you." You do not know when it will arrive, but typically it is when you open your phone browser while at church.

Thank you to all of our sponsors for their beautiful gifts.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[default24]

Okay, that's fine, I'll just go masturbate someplace else.

I had the exact same thought!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Look Clowns, no hands...

I'm going to skip the awards and just watch this

 

[cole4258]

I have helping hands at my table, just don't know who they belong to

 

[mnbreastluver]

Clowns did you remember to get the fabric protection plan for the seats? ! Asking for a friend.

 

[beachbaby179]

 

[BadAmy]

slow down with the fucking orders!
there's only one of me goddamit!

 

[Trekka]

Oh god. Cool Water cologne and the Bounty Paper Towel Man. I’m a honey teenager all over again.

 

[BadAmy]

 

[beachbaby179]

I have helping hands at my table, just don't know who they belong to

Does it really matter?

 

[Trekka]

Do you have a drum roll gif locked n loaded?

 

[cole4258]

Does it really matter?

As long as they don't have calluses

 

[Suz_anne]

 

[barefootgirl69]

To all the attendees I would like to share what the gift baskets consist of. I called and vendors were very generous this year.

1 Magnum Condom (They know that every guy in the PG claims to be hung like a moose)

1 Cherry Chapstick (They know every woman int he PG is into other women)

1 Box of Honey Combs Cereal (We all love that feeling of the roof of our mouths being torn to shreads after half a bowl)

1 roll of Bounty the quicker picker upper (This is for all the moist ladies and leaky men squirming in their metal folding chairs)

A Coupon for buy 1 Whopper get 1 free at Burger King (Shit doesn't need explanation. That is a hell of a deal)

A bottle of Cool Water cologne because every man wants to relive his high school prom night.

A bottle of Bath and Body works Cucumber and basil lotion because that didn't go over well and they have plenty left over.

and finally every female award nominee will receive an unsolicited dick pic from a random PG'er as hsi way of saying "Hello. Nice to meet you." You do not know when it will arrive, but typically it is when you open your phone browser while at church.

Thank you to all of our sponsors for their beautiful gifts.

I better turn my PMs back on!

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm not gonna lie - Cool Water for men is still an instant panty dropper for me. Fuck.

 

[JennyNo1]

I better turn my PMs back on!

Is this going to be like getting a trophy just for participating???

Cuz I'm fine with that!

 

[Miles Long]

 

[hotoldrguy]

this treads going way to fast. Anyone have a Dramamine?