💥💥💥The Official 2020 Litties Award Show!💥💥💥

[Lonelywife1205]

Ladies open up your legs and beg for more.

And the winner of Best Male Flirt is….


NRJLives

Awww yay! Congrats NRJ

 

[BadAmy]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I think we need a halftime show personally...

I only have my baby sitter for another 45 mins girl!

(And by babysitter I mean husbandsitter)

 

[Trekka]

Whoa what???

Yes!

That cannot possibly be the entirety of your acceptance speech!
Take your hand off your wang and type!

 

[IhateClowns]

Folks give me 5 minutes. I need to pee!!!!

If Corbs was here I would just have her open up. She isn't though. So I will be right back. Just a few more to go.

 

[Corbal]

Um.

So....

Would it be poor form to offer cash for fingering my massive golden hole?

 

[BadAmy]

let's pause for this commercial break....

 

[hotwords229_A]

That cannot possibly be the entirety of your acceptance speech!
Take your hand off your wang and type!

So let me get this straight, he has a big dick AND an award? WTF!!!!

 

[Richard_C]

Um.

So....

Would it be poor form to offer cash for fingering my massive golden hole?

You finally got a vag!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Um.

So....

Would it be poor form to offer cash for fingering my massive golden hole?

you don't take credit cards?

 

[BadAmy]

Folks give me 5 minutes. I need to pee!!!!

If Corbs was here I would just have her open up. She isn't though. So I will be right back. Just a few more to go.

I got you booboo

 

[Shi_One81]

Congratulations NRJ, well deserved!

 

[85Ironman]

 

[BadAmy]

need a sexy tow?

 

[Trekka]

Um.

So....

Would it be poor form to offer cash for fingering my massive golden hole?

Like jingly change or we talkin paper dollah bills here?

 

[BadAmy]

when the award show is over...

 

[LadyJS]

Next we'll be seeing Miss Cleo

 

[IhateClowns]

Here she comes. Messaging you her tits and ass. Telling you she is the best at giving head. Is she on her period??? Who gives a shit. She doesn't and you would never know. She is spunky because she is full of spunk. She is happy because she is full of . By God she wants you to know just how fun she is.

Here are the nominees for:

BEST FEMALE FLIRT

Wild_Honey_66
barefootgirl69
LizVegas79
ShyNaughtyGirl
Trekka

 

[BadAmy]

tired of Skyping just anyone?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Next we'll be seeing Miss Cleo

well she does have crystal balls

 

[Corbal]

You finally got a vag!!!!

And now we can tell everyone you’re straight!

you don't take credit cards?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I got you booboo

Clowns is my bitch. I’ll share for a tub of mayo and Walmart sack.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

^^^Congrats Hornblende and Numi. I missed that somewhere after about page 11. |Will there be a summary or do I have to read it in Variety tomorrow?

Gotta get back to work...

ETA FUCK this moves fast

 

[default24]

I only have my baby sitter for another 45 mins girl!

(And by babysitter I mean husbandsitter)

Who is sitting on your husband?

 

[BadAmy]

Best Female Flirt

Here she comes. Messaging you her tits and ass. Telling you she is the best at giving head. Is she on her period??? Who gives a shit. She doesn't and you would never know. She is spunky because she is full of spunk. She is happy because she is full of . By God she wants you to know just how fun she is.

Here are the nominees for:

BEST FEMALE FLIRT

Wild_Honey_66
barefootgirl69
LizVegas79
ShyNaughtyGirl
Trekka

 

[peekingone]

Um.

So....

Would it be poor form to offer cash for fingering my massive golden hole?

heading over to finger Corbals hole