🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[aussiegeekygal]

I milk it from my teets

 

[Cat]

I’ve heard that’s a very effective method for avoiding food poisoning too!

Oh, it almost counts as a survival technique in that particular situation!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I milk it from my teets

Beefy cheese straight from the udders

 

[Dribble]

Exactly...anytime someone wants to know me better...there are 4 questions they must answer to see if there could be any chance of us being friends.

1) Have you ever voted Republican in the last 10 years? If yes...sorry. Hard stop.

2) Do you blindly support a Country committing genocide in the Middle East. If yes...sorry. Hard stop.

3) Do you make excuses for college football teams that cheat or have members that have been accused of rape? If yes....sorry. Hard stop.

Answering yes to any of these questions show without a doubt you can't be trusted and that we see life too differently.

Question 4) Do you like cheese? If no...what the fuck? No pizza. No bachemel sauce. No Italian. No Mexican. No Mac and cheese. What the fuck would we eat? We can't fuck 24/7.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The antifungal?

Yeah, stupid thrush from my inhaler.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a beef with people who use the emoji for things that aren’t shocking! I am a reaction whore, give me emojis that give me points, ya fuckers

It was me, I apologize.

 

[Cat]

Yeah, stupid thrush from my inhaler.

Ugh, been there, done that.. just all sorts of no fun.. and yes.. Nystatin.. it really is that awful!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Beefy cheese straight from the udders

I wonder how many others know what we're talking about
Totally underrated show

 

[AmberLGreen]

I wonder how many others know what we're talking about
Totally underrated show

Killed a swan yesterday. Did a shit on it. Right on it

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I wonder how many others know what we're talking about
Totally underrated show

I had no clue it was related to anything other than normal levels of Lit weirdness and fun

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Killed a swan yesterday. Did a shit on it. Right on it

I fucking love you

 

[sallysparrow23]

I wonder how many others know what we're talking about
Totally underrated show

Killed a swan yesterday. Did a shit on it. Right on it

I fucking love you

I feel like I'm missing out on something magnificent.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I feel like I'm missing out on something magnificent.

Swans can be mean...

Almost as mean as...

The Canadian COBRA CHICKEN!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel like I'm missing out on something magnificent.

My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs turned into trombones

 

[sallysparrow23]

Swans can be mean...

Almost as mean as...

The Canadian COBRA CHICKEN!!!

My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs turned into trombones

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus when I get going

 

[deft]

I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus when I get going

I'm a dickplodocus. Something like that.

 

[BadAmy]

The only people that shouldn't like cheese are the poor souls that are lactose intolerant. Otherwise there is no justifiable reason to not like cheese.

And this, ladies and gents is a perfect example of mansplaining.


Am I doing this thread right?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And this, ladies and gents is a perfect example of mansplaining.


Am I doing this thread right?

You forgot the well, actually

 

[crazychemgirl]

Beefy with @Bry1313 for slandering my kindness

 

[LupineOne]

Beefy with @Bry1313 for slandering my kindness

Back to being the worst, I see

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have beef with ….,



Fuck…

No one..


Yall are fucking amazeballs.

I just wanted to bump this thread.

 

[Bry1313]

I have beef with the fact that my favorite derailed thread ever seems to be gone

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have a beef with all you fuckers who have have posted in this thread! Eat more chicken you fucking heathen's!

 

[crazychemgirl]

My beef is with @OrdinaryPerson … she knows what she did.