😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

Apparently - there is a something called an ice missile in some kind of on line gaming thing. Metroid Dread. Not that I would know a damn thing about that.
Lol!
I've never done online gaming, but my Wife/Domme has come up with some beautifully bizarre "tasks" to keep me occupied, attentive, and trained while I'm offshore and gone for a month at a time.... She's wonderful!
 
The butt.... it's quite a sensation.
The cold can be felt, traveling through the circulatory system, in the hips, lower back and throughout the legs... I told Her we should get a medical patent for it.
Considering there are penis shaped ice cubes… 🤷‍♀️

I am thinking rule 69… no wait, rule 34… I think… 🤔🤔
 
Please don't be bashful.
If this is TMI, or the wrong place for this, speak up and I'll refrain or delete... I don't want to offend anyone's senses!
 
Buttered up? Like Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris?
No idea.. Brando leaves me cold. I can only think of 4 movies I have seen him in, and his part wasn’t all that great.

No wait, 5. I saw Along the Waterfront or whatever it was called once.

Did I use the phrase about buttering up wrong?
 
Okay… time for the second feature, another one Jim Abrahams wrote on…. The Kentucky Fried Movie 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
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