Thanks, I think!
Thank you!
Care to describe the experience for me? Poem or prose, PM or post?Did you not follow rule #3? They weren’t in an inbox, but they are spectacularI heard that what she *really* wants is for you to inbox some kind gents in the Midwest with your boobs. Don't ask her about it though, she's very busy.
Thank you!Happy birthday frisky kitty
I am so far, thanks!
Well that looks good enough to eat! Thank you!Happy Birthday!
Thank you, Monkey Man! No worries, I’m a slacker tooHappy birthday to my favorite Angeleno!
Time and space to honor your request my be difficult to find but you can take my word I’ll be thinking about your taco today!
I’ll be accepting Os throughout my birthday weekend 
YesWhat's your preference?
Vocals?
Pics?
Video?
If I do all 3 is that one O, or 3?
(Doing the thing that men do when asked multiple choice questions) Not calling anyone out by name, but someone’s (very hot) dirty talk included the words “little tits” and…well…
Now I feel like I could have done more….Yes
Count is per orgasm. 3 separate Os count as 3 Os. 1 O in 3 mediums counts as 1 O, but may get you some entirely meaningless bonus points.
Also, for those doing audio or video with audio, extra entirely meaningless bonus point if you customize it by saying my name instead of sending something pre-recorded
A few things...Yes
Count is per orgasm. 3 separate Os count as 3 Os. 1 O in 3 mediums counts as 1 O, but may get you some entirely meaningless bonus points.
Also, for those doing audio or video with audio, extra entirely meaningless bonus point if you customize it by saying my name instead of sending something pre-recorded
Lmao, I love you.Yes
Count is per orgasm. 3 separate Os count as 3 Os. 1 O in 3 mediums counts as 1 O, but may get you some entirely meaningless bonus points.
Also, for those doing audio or video with audio, extra entirely meaningless bonus point if you customize it by saying my name instead of sending something pre-recorded
I just called her “kitty”
Maybe say Kitty?
Kitty is what they used to call Cliff Richard in the Soho sex clubs.
See above
Brings back memories? I get it.
Yes, “Kitty” will work for everyone else. Wriggle…not familiar with Cliff Richard, but you’re not required to say my name for extra meaningless bonus points
Especially if you’re going above and beyond with 3 orgasms! And if you can’t create new media files on vacay, feel free to send me a detailed description or poem about the experience
Thank you! (Did you purposely make that not-a-haiku to irk @SalaciousMonkey22 or something though?)
I would never intentionally irk @SalaciousMonkey22 but a Haiku thread might be good
Thank you!Kitty! I wish you the happiest of birthdays
And what better occasion for my big reveal, so w/o further adieu here I am cumming for kitty
The money shot:
https://giphy.com/gifs/fYfzaL4fv2q8E
Not clicking on that. Not afraid to find what Kitty asked for, but still afraid, very afraid...Kitty! I wish you the happiest of birthdays
And what better occasion for my big reveal, so w/o further adieu here I am cumming for kitty
The money shot:
https://giphy.com/gifs/fYfzaL4fv2q8E
He could not would not in a thread would not should not in a bed.
He could not, would not in a boat. We aren't going to bring up the goat.
Valid…but, at least as of a couple minutes ago when I clicked, it was safe. Beware if you see an edit timestamp though
Because he is the GOAT
