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[MandaPandaa]

Terri calls hers real and spectacular

Scarlett Johansson

 

[morelikeasong]

Terri calls hers real and spectacular

Scarlett Johansson

ScarJo calls hers Black Widow

Chris Pratt

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

ScarJo calls hers Black Widow

Chris Pratt

Crisp Rat.

Chris Pine:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Crisp Rat.

Chris Pine:

Chris Pines Junk is

The Pool Man (I really wanted to like this movie. Very sad)

Kristen Stewart

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Chris Pines Junk is

The Pool Man (I really wanted to like this movie. Very sad)

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart’s name for her junk is as expressive as her face:

Kirsten Dunst:

 

[Frankjba1]

Kristen Stewart’s name for her junk is as expressive as her face:

Kirsten Dunst:

Kirsten Dunst's name for her junk is Aspirational

Zach Galifinakis:

 

[UnquietDreams]

Zach Galifinakis describes his junk as between two ferns.

How about Tom Hanks?

 

[morelikeasong]

Zach Galifinakis describes his junk as between two ferns.

How about Tom Hanks?

Tom Hank’s’ junk is Wilson, his only friend

Kristen Bell

 

[Frankjba1]

Tom Hank’s’ junk is Wilson, his only friend

Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell calls her junk The Good Place

Vera Farmiga

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tom Hank’s’ junk is Wilson, his only friend

Kristen Bell

Kristen’s is the Good Place of course

Ted Danson

 

[Frankjba1]

Kristen’s is the Good Place of course

Ted Danson

Ted Danson affectionately calls his junk Mr. Mayor

Charlize Theron

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kristen Bell calls her junk The Good Place

Vera Farmiga

She calls hers her 'Bates Motel.

Kristen’s is the Good Place of course

Ted Danson

Fire Squid ("And there's a smell and lots of juice. There's so much juice...")

How about Idina Menzel?

 

[DannieB]

Ted Danson affectionately calls his junk Mr. Mayor

Charlize Theron

She calls hers her 'Bates Motel.


Fire Squid ("And there's a smell and lots of juice. There's so much juice...")

How about Idina Menzel?

I’m gonna combine these with a “Let it go, Monster”

Josh Gad

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m gonna combine these with a “Let it go, Monster”

Josh Gad

Josh calls his "little monster."

What does Meat Loaf call his?

 

[Frankjba1]

Josh calls his "little monster."

What does Meat Loaf call his?

Meat Loaf calls his junk Detective Morris

Willem Defoe

 

[UnquietDreams]

Meat Loaf calls his junk Detective Morris

Willem Defoe

His Green Goblin.

What about Paul Giamatti?