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UnquietDreams
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dawn_of_night
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Candy Cain....
Or maybe he calls it a joy ride...
I'm Not sure, probably depends on if he's fucking or getting head...
Willy Nelson?
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dawn_of_night
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Blank space.... Oh wait... Uhm....
Montana Mound...?
Taylor Swift calls hers....
morelikeasong
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Nelly calls his junk Tip Drill
What does Bill Belichick call his junk?
What does Bill Belichick call his junk?
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Super Bowl LVII Champion
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DannieB
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He was indeed. I’m going to get past the numbers mixed with Roman numerals and just put…
Mike Tyson
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thetiesthatbindme
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I fixed it,thanks. Best QB in the league.
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He is fun to watch! Hate that they win so much
So, the thing with this thread is you give the person’s junk a funny name that ties to them…and then you list another person for the next poster to do the same
Like, Patrick Mahommes calls his junk…
The 5 million dollar standard
Mike Tyson calls his junk?
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Mike Tyson calls his junk, fuck you Jake I’m still the daddy
Ryan Reynolds calls his junk…
Ryan Reynolds calls his junk…
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Kitty_so_frisky
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He calls it “proof Arnold is his twin” 
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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Arnold calls his...He calls it “proof Arnold is his twin”
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
"I'll Be Backshots."
Chuck Norris?
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Sammy Saxon, our shared HS mascot.
Dwayne’s Johnson, or The Cock for short, obviously.
Cameron Diaz
