🧠 What Are Your Intrusive Thoughts Trying to Convince You of Today??

[lilmissdarling]

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Everyone is mad at you? Absolutely not. Now, is everyone mad for you? I'm sure that's much closer to the truth.

Now that's definitely not true but.... I'll pretend it's true for you

 

[AtramentousRex]

Now that's definitely not true but.... I'll pretend it's true for you

It's always been true dear one. For good reasons.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I should know how to do this but I’m too stupid to figure out an easier way

 

[morelikeasong]

If you need a safe place to express yourself

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I worry that I am going to get fired everyday! I know people aren’t mad at me, they are just mad at my mouth. It is a big part of me but not the biggest so I keep hoping the other parts of me will keep me in my job

What’s the biggest part of you?

 

[CuriousRick]

Am I ever going to be good enough

 

[dkak001]

Whose?

Oh, shit. I didn't think of that!

*slinks into corner hoping it's not mine*

 

[AmberLGreen]

What’s the biggest part of you?

As if anybody needs to ask that!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As if anybody needs to ask that!

I’m very innocent and ignorant.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m very innocent and ignorant.

I have somewhere you can hide while you gain knowledge. It would mean that you lose your innocence though

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have somewhere you can hide while you gain knowledge. It would mean that you lose your innocence though

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[AmberLGreen]

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Hop in. Remember to bring your flashlight

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hop in. Remember to bring your flashlight

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[BlackFlame112000]

That I should end this email by calling him a dickhead

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

perhaps I should take a couple of people shark fishing

 

[dkak001]

Jumping off a cliff would be so easy, wouldn't it?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

perhaps I should take a couple of people shark fishing

*Queue Anakin and Padme meme.. *

And bring them back, right?

 

[AtramentousRex]

Go away. Just slip off somewhere. Nobody will care. Nobody will miss you.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

*Queue Anakin and Padme meme.. *

And bring them back, right?

But of course! Shark meat and skin is too valuable to waste. Between Shark Fin Soup and marinated Shark Steaks fresh off the grill, the skin is a perfect grater!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think, could be wrong, that one specific litster has a grudge against me… but I have no idea what I did to deserve it?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Manamana (do doo da doo doo)

You’re welcome!

 

[Chillygirl]

Self sabotage of course! Don’t communicate just be bitchy and petty!

 

[marz84]

That it was all a lie and he never loved me.

Because you can't really care about someone and then be able to treat me the way you did when I needed you the most.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

You’ll never get what you want…you are not good enough.