🧠 What Are Your Intrusive Thoughts Trying to Convince You of Today??

[naughty_stories]

I'm woefully underpaid

 

[Littlewolf8258]

This move is never going to happen

 

[rick_j21]

I’m not good enough

 

[Sexy_Singer]

This move is never going to happen

 

[rick_j21]

It’s always going to be this way

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

It’s always going to be this way

Hugs

 

[rick_j21]

Hugs

Appreciated

 

[BellaBestia]

My intrusive thought sounds like Carrie’s maniac mother screeching “They’re going to laugh at you!” Over and over.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You need coffee

 

[bws1]

I am a punchline in some intergalactic joke

 

[Xerxes82]

Thar it would be lovely if, at some point, I was good enough for someone to choose me. But that it's past the time when I need to resign myself to the reality that it's never going to happen.

 

[rick_j21]

Just have to keep bending over and taking it big boy

 

[cheekygirl75]

You shouldn’t eat the cheesecake. (Proof that intrusive thoughts are stupid!)

 

[morelikeasong]

You shouldn’t eat the cheesecake. (Proof that intrusive thoughts are stupid!)

Definitely can’t be trusting thoughts like those

 

[ScarletDaisy]

To listen to them

 

[BellaBestia]

My hangover headache is actually a brain aneurism or a stroke and I’ll be tits up by 5 pm cuz my boss wouldn’t let me leave to go home. (just take a Tylenol and drink some water sheesh)

 

[Temptations2]

This damn war is fucking my holiday plans

 

[Zumbamami_69]

I won't make it there in time, and all I feel... is ambivalent.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Give up

 

[cheekygirl75]

Give up

 

[KatieKulka32]

To call one of my exes that I shouldnt. He recently became single.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Call out of work tomorrow.
Call out of work tomorrow.
Call out of work tomorrow.
Call out of work tomorrow.

(I can't call out of work tomorrow)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

To call one of my exes that I shouldnt. He recently became single.

Calling a newly-single ex has never been a good idea in the history of ever.

 

[Apisto42]

To call one of my exes that I shouldnt. He recently became single.

Give your phone to a safe buddy until this urge passes.

 

[RecursivePleasure]

To call one of my exes that I shouldnt. He recently became single.

I volunteer - we can chat instead to get it out of your system