101 Things To Brighten The Day

[Guest]

Whore....I almost spit out my coffee.....PMSL!!!

It worked then!

20. Post a nana smilie:

 

[nikkijames]

It worked then!

20. Post a nana smilie:

21. take off your bra and let them be free

 

[DrFreud]

21. take off your bra and let them be free

I don't suppose you'd want to brighten my day and let me witness

 

[ABSTRUSE]

22. Finally recieving that shipment of toilet paper with Lou's face printed on it.

 

[CharleyH]

23. Lou never talks to me BUT Abs does, and whenever I get a hug from her? It brightens my day.

OK I need to watch City of Angels or something. This is my nicety for the night. Lou always gets back to me though, and since she is GORGEOUS, I will, semi, nicely throw a too.

God, I am saccharinely sweet tonight. MUST CHANGE PERSONA!

 

[nikkijames]

I don't suppose you'd want to brighten my day and let me witness

23. Post a pic of your nakie boobs for the Dr.

 

[CharleyH]

23. Posting a pic of your nakie boobs for the Dr.

25: Thats illegal :|

 

[rgraham666]

26. Children, watching them play, thinking "Oven at 350F, and a nice mustard glaze."

*blink*

(looks at the other Litsters)

What?

Sorry folks, in a twisted mood this evening.

 

[CharleyH]

24. Children, watching them play, thinking "Oven at 350F, and a nice mustard glaze."

*blink*

(looks at the other Litsters)

What?

Sorry folks, in a twisted mood this evening.

27. Having an RG experience

(PS you guys are behind on numbers )

 

[rgraham666]

27. Having an RG experience

(PS you guys are behind on numbers )

28. Getting a compliment form CharleyH.

 

[ElizabethWest]

29. Computer: $500; Internet access: $15; Company of you beautiful people: priceless

 

[SweetVA]

29. Computer: $500; Internet access: $15; Company of you beautiful people: priceless

Simple pleasure:

30. Buy myself a new lipstick. http://www.otwa.com/community/images/smilies/pretty.gif

 

[oggbashan]

31. Get a cheque for £22,300 from John Prescott, Deputy Prime Minister, to tidy up a local eyesore.

Og

PS. It took 18 months of begging.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

32. Listen to a freind's problem, even if th eonly help you can give is listening.

 

[TheEarl]

34. Cook a roast for one, because you have potatoes, vegetables and a pork joint that will all go off if they're not eaten before Sunday.

Ah, that filled a gap.

The Earl

 

[Dar~]

33. Put both kids to bed and relax.

 

[nikkijames]

34. Cook a roast for one, because you have potatoes, vegetables and a pork joint that will all go off if they're not eaten before Sunday.

Ah, that filled a gap.

The Earl

35. Go to Earl's with dessert.

 

[ElizabethWest]

36. This would cheer anyone up:

http://www.otwa.com/community/images/smilies/broc.gif http://www.otwa.com/community/images/smilies/broc.gif http://www.otwa.com/community/images/smilies/broc.gif http://www.otwa.com/community/images/smilies/broc.gif


Thanks VA

 

[TheEarl]

37. Incorrigible Lou teasing.

The Earl

 

[Dar~]

38. Earl using that belt on me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

39. Charley saying something that doesn't make me want to strangle her.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dar~]

http://www.turdbirds.com/images/basic/lucygoosy.jpg

These are actually made from dried manure. Who has that job?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://www.turdbirds.com/images/basic/lucygoosy.jpg

These are actually made from dried manure. Who has that job?

Is there a demand for these?

 

[Dar~]

Born and raised in Montana, these things are in every gift shop I've ever been in. Then I moved to Alaska and worked in a gift shop and moose nugget jewelry is all the rage for tourists. I want that job *said in an extremely disgusted and sarcastic manner*http://www.naturallist.com/jewelry.htm All 100% moose poop, dries and laquered for your wearing joy.