200 roses

[dg]

those roses came with a rock.

oh... ohhhhhhhhhh.

 

[neci]

buy a rock, get the rose for free!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I once was addicted to wandering in the woods. I found some ruins and a very old rose garden. I took enough rose petals to fill most of my double bed. It was cold, moist, and slippery. *shrug* I was young and curious. I wanted to know, how that would be.

 

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[dg]

*serious

About capitalization? Yes, I'm serious. Very.

Also, was that a veiled Harry Potter reference or were you thinking Sirius radio? This is important, lol.

Sirius radio. I've only seen the Harry Potter movies so I have no idea how to spell Sirius Blahk.

 

[Killswitch]

buy a rock, get the rose for free!

No. Buy a pack of smokes and fuck the station clerk with the tight jeans wild hare and camel toe.

Gas station girls are easy. They used to be back in the day anyhow....lol

I did good with several.

The one with the toe though....whew....she was cool.

Huh? Where were we?

lol

 

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[dg]

*Black

Wait. Fuck. Do I now owe you roses?

I'm pretty sure you now owe me 50 roses.

 

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[dg]

too late to change my position on caps at the beginning of the post?

Just give me my roses ok.

 

[thør]

I want to know what you would do for 200 roses. You know what I mean.

The fucking moose were chewing mine down, today.

I mean what I say.

 

[neci]

The fucking moose were chewing mine down, today.

I mean what I say.

i've never had a moose chew my roses.

 

[dg]

i've never had a moose chew my roses.

Typically moose chew them when they are still rosebuds.

 

[thør]

i've never had a moose chew my roses.

The rose bushes are moose candy. In summer, they munch the blooms off.

 

[Killswitch]

Just give me my roses ok.

Check the night stand.

 

[neci]

Typically moose chew them when they are still rosebuds.

i don't know if i should believe you.

The rose bushes are moose candy. In summer, they munch the blooms off.

free pruning! my roses bloom in the spring and the fall.

 

[Killswitch]

i've never had a moose chew my roses.

I'd like to spray your bush.

(old tree sprayer joke...lol)

 

[neci]

I'd like to spray your bush.

(old tree sprayer joke...lol)

keep your pesticides and herbicides away from my bushes!

 

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[Killswitch]

keep your pesticides and herbicides away from my bushes!

I have fungicides too. Pink might need a service call.

OH!

 

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