The Mutt
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sirhugs said:
One last chance to pimp my story: Life Drawing Class.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=149905
Goddess, I am such a whore.
2004 National Nude Day Story Contest
- Thread starter sirhugs
- Start date
One last chance to pimp my story: Life Drawing Class.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=149905
Goddess, I am such a whore.
sirhugs
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The Mutt said:One last chance to pimp my story: Life Drawing Class.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=149905
Goddess, I am such a whore.
I believe you mean "slut". In order to be a "whore" you need to get paid for it.
voting continues for a few extra days after the submission deadline.
The Mutt
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What!?!
Wait a minute. I thought you guys were going to send me a check. Damn!
sirhugs said:I believe you mean "slut". In order to be a "whore" you need to get paid for it.
voting continues for a few extra days after the submission deadline.
Wait a minute. I thought you guys were going to send me a check. Damn!
Miss Oatlash
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The Mutt said:One last chance to pimp my story: Life Drawing Class.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=149905
Goddess, I am such a whore.
Life Drawing Class is an excellent story...if anyone hasn't read it yet.
Dana Gallagher
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Ya know what.... I am a dumbass.... I didn't realize that you could submit more than one story... I thought you were only allowed one story!
Next time I a write a story for a contest or not I'm going to include an author's note reminding everyone to vote... it sucks when you see that you have a thousand or so reads but your votes are still in the two digit figures! WHY WON'T PEOPLE VOTE?
What's the next contest on the docket? I think I'd like to do something for the next contest, since I'm fairly doubtful that I'm even near the top ranking for this one. Perhaps for the next I shall write more than one story. Is there a limit on how many stories you can write for a contest?
I should have wrote two stories, since I had two ideas for the nude day contest. The one that was written and is currently in the contest was the first idea, a voyeuristic (sp?) experience in the park... the other idea which never was written was...
A newly wed couple sitting in the early morning out on the front porch of their newly purchased house. They are a mixed family as in they each have kids from their first marriages. It's early enough that the kids are asleep or spending the night at a friend's house.
The couple knows the day will be hot so that are barely dressed. The man perhaps is in just some shorts. Going comando? The woman is dressed in an old sundress. The sundress isn't like funktified, but it's very thin and somewhat see through... she's not wearing anything underneath... going comando also... She's messing with her plants on the porch and he sees her ass peaking out from beneath the dress as she bends over and he of course gets turned on... she sits back down in their chairs... their adorandic chairs and sips her tea or iced coffee... his hand starts to slide down in between her legs....
Anyways I was thinking of calling it "Love in an Adorandic" hopefully I have the spelling right, though it's doubtful...
Perhaps that's what I shall write for next year and then some...
Next time I a write a story for a contest or not I'm going to include an author's note reminding everyone to vote... it sucks when you see that you have a thousand or so reads but your votes are still in the two digit figures! WHY WON'T PEOPLE VOTE?
What's the next contest on the docket? I think I'd like to do something for the next contest, since I'm fairly doubtful that I'm even near the top ranking for this one. Perhaps for the next I shall write more than one story. Is there a limit on how many stories you can write for a contest?
I should have wrote two stories, since I had two ideas for the nude day contest. The one that was written and is currently in the contest was the first idea, a voyeuristic (sp?) experience in the park... the other idea which never was written was...
A newly wed couple sitting in the early morning out on the front porch of their newly purchased house. They are a mixed family as in they each have kids from their first marriages. It's early enough that the kids are asleep or spending the night at a friend's house.
The couple knows the day will be hot so that are barely dressed. The man perhaps is in just some shorts. Going comando? The woman is dressed in an old sundress. The sundress isn't like funktified, but it's very thin and somewhat see through... she's not wearing anything underneath... going comando also... She's messing with her plants on the porch and he sees her ass peaking out from beneath the dress as she bends over and he of course gets turned on... she sits back down in their chairs... their adorandic chairs and sips her tea or iced coffee... his hand starts to slide down in between her legs....
Anyways I was thinking of calling it "Love in an Adorandic" hopefully I have the spelling right, though it's doubtful...
Perhaps that's what I shall write for next year and then some...
Dingus Guy
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Shameful plug!!!!
Anyone who likes disgustingly funny stories, and I mean disgusting and likes bathroom humor then my story might be up your alley. Yes I know it's demeaning to pimp my story here, but I do need 25 votes and the Humor & Satire category isn't the most popular one.
Nude Day Story: "FOOD, RUDE, NUDE & WOOED"
Anyone who likes disgustingly funny stories, and I mean disgusting and likes bathroom humor then my story might be up your alley. Yes I know it's demeaning to pimp my story here, but I do need 25 votes and the Humor & Satire category isn't the most popular one.
Nude Day Story: "FOOD, RUDE, NUDE & WOOED"
Dana Gallagher
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doormouse said:
Thanks doormouse! Well the winners are in...
On to the next contest!! Humm halloween, have to think about that one... don't know, maybe have time to develope a series of stories... requires some thought...
Hey, Sir hugs you gonna start another thread for the halloween contest... let's start getting ready early!!
What are the halloween requirements? Perhaps a horny vampire... ha ha!!
