2014 Survivor News & Views: Announcements and Discussions for the Survivorphile

[patientlee]

I wonder if the elimination of Survivor has anything to do with the site aiming to move to using tags in place of categories. I've read where laurel has expressed this plan (don't remember where, not gonna search). Running a contest that depends on categories doesn't work if they're being eliminated (or somehow altered).

Just a thought.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Here we go again.

If the 2007 Survivor contest wasn't bad enough with PrincessErin writing 750 word stories, then we had the 2008 Survivor contest with MungoPark writing 750 word stories along with others helping PrincessErin and MungoPark by having a story writing collaboration from the regular AHer's writing stories for them to help them beat me. The 2009 & 2010 Survivor contest had Bakeboss, PrincessErin's alter ego, writing more 750 word stories. Yet, Boxlicker never complained, not once, not ever.

No one wanted me to win the Survivor contest under my BostonFictionWriter name. Now here we go again with a writer writing 750 to 1,000 word stories and calling them a story just to fill a category and just to win a lousy contest. Only, she or he is missing the bigger picture. Good writing is not about a contest and it's certainly not about scoring points. Good writing is and always will be about the story. Now if you can tell a complete, quality story in 750 to 1,000 words than you are a better writer than me.

"Wow!"

Let me ask you a question? Are you here to improve yourself as a writer or are you here to win a contest? Meanwhile, other writers play by the rules of fairness. Hey, if someone needs the $500 bucks so bad to submit a short shit story and call it a story, good luck to them. Only what happened to Boxlicker's outrage? Where is he now? I don't hear him complaining about a writer writing 750 - 1,000 word stories and calling them a real story, a story with a beginning, a middle, and an ending. I dare say that it's pretty difficult to write a real story that not only has description and imagery but also has dialogue and tension in only 750 - 1,000 words.

The only time the moderators of this contest complained is when BostonFictionWriter started writing 1,000 word chapter stories to fend off PrincessErin, MungoPark, and Bakeboss, all to no avail. I came in 2nd place those years. Meanwhile the moderators pointed their crooked fingers at me as if I was the villain. When I wasn't the one who started writing short stories, so to speak.

Now that the tide has turned, no one is complaining about a certain writer writing 750 - 1,000 word stories. The Survivor contest rule is anyone can write a 750 - 1,000 word story and have it count as a point, so long as SusanJillParker doesn't write a 750 - 1,000 word story and so long as the writer who writes 750 - 1,000 word stories can beat SusanJillParker. Is that it? Am I right?

Well, guess what? Two can play this game. If you think that I'm going to sit here and have another AH regular steal another contest from me, it's not going to happen. Even though all of my stories in the Survivor contest, thus far have averaged 5,000 words and I have some stories over 20,000 words, I certainly can write dozens and dozens and dozens of 750 - 1,000 word stories.

Shall I begin throwing shitty, short stories at the Survivor contest board too? Just to make it clear, when I win the Survivor contest yet again, I didn't start this shit...I finished it.

 

[lovecraft68]

The theory I'm going with is survivor is being cancelled because the site is sick of your incessant whining about it and accusing everyone of cheating.

Apparently the $500 means everything to you because this damn contest is an obsession for you.

 

[DarkPleasures]

BostonFictionWriter sucks ass.

 

[Tara Cox]

I learned to ignore him/her. My first time I competed comments from him and trolls bothered me. I took a year off they bothered me so much. But I grew as a writer and a person. So thank you.

Focus on what YOU want to accomplish here. This is the last year of the contest. I have always wanted to fill level one with stories in every category...no immunities. Another quirky one...I want at least one story for every letter of the alphabet. I have achieved that one already. But I still have a long way to go to have 3 stories in all 35 categories. But goddess willing and my daughter's health holds this year I will make it.

So rather than get caught up in the negative...what positive thing do you want to gain from this contest? What are your goals?

I credit my 3 or is it 4 turns at Survivor with helping me to establish good writing habits...3000 words almost daily. And build a reader base that like my stuff which shocks me sometimes since sex is not the central theme of my stories.

Now off to write...but "what's your dream?" (Pretty Woman...opening and closing scene check it out)

 

[SusanJillParker]

The theory I'm going with is survivor is being cancelled because the site is sick of your incessant whining about it and accusing everyone of cheating.

Apparently the $500 means everything to you because this damn contest is an obsession for you.

You're a very short Italian man barely 5'4" tall, practically a dwarf, what can I possibly write that hasn't already been written about you before? You have my sympathy.

Moreover, you're married to a short, obese Sicilian woman of temper as vile as her looks. I feel for you and understand why you're so angry.

Only, hateship, your lack of education shows every time you make a post. Speaking of you making posts and you've made so very many posts with you being on the forum boards 24/7, I've yet to read one positive post made by you. All of your posts are negatively hateful. Now I understand your oxymoronic name, lovecraft instead of hateship. I get it. Ha! Ha!

Have a nice day. Bye.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I was crushed and deeply hurt by your 3 worded, succinct bash. Wow!

It's amazes me that you could string three words together without a typo and that actually have your response make sense.

If you will be so kind as to allow me to give you my three words. Are you ready?

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

BostonFictionWriter sucks ass.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I learned to ignore him/her. My first time I competed comments from him and trolls bothered me. I took a year off they bothered me so much. But I grew as a writer and a person. So thank you.

Focus on what YOU want to accomplish here. This is the last year of the contest. I have always wanted to fill level one with stories in every category...no immunities. Another quirky one...I want at least one story for every letter of the alphabet. I have achieved that one already. But I still have a long way to go to have 3 stories in all 35 categories. But goddess willing and my daughter's health holds this year I will make it.

So rather than get caught up in the negative...what positive thing do you want to gain from this contest? What are your goals?

I credit my 3 or is it 4 turns at Survivor with helping me to establish good writing habits...3000 words almost daily. And build a reader base that like my stuff which shocks me sometimes since sex is not the central theme of my stories.

Now off to write...but "what's your dream?" (Pretty Woman...opening and closing scene check it out)

Oh sorry. Now this is really embarrassing. Guilty conscious on your part, I guess, but I wasn't writing about you.

Now that you've made a fool of yourself by making your post, all I can write is...if the shoe fits...

 

[Tara Cox]

It does not and was not assuming anything. I commented for the benefit of others. Little Miss Mary Sunshine trying to defuse situations and make all better...that's me. Like I said, I do appreciate the impetus that grew me as a writer and a person. And I personally have nothing against you. This is about fulfilling personal goals not winning or money and I naively hope that we can all see it as that.

 

[DarkPleasures]

I was crushed and deeply hurt by your 3 worded, succinct bash. Wow!

It's amazes me that you could string three words together without a typo and that actually have your response make sense.

If you will be so kind as to allow me to give you my three words. Are you ready?

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I see the truth hurts. At any rate, the stories by "BostinFictionWriter" were horrible and a plague unleashed upon Lit.


*shrugs*

 

[SusanJillParker]

It does not and was not assuming anything. I commented for the benefit of others. Little Miss Mary Sunshine trying to defuse situations and make all better...that's me. Like I said, I do appreciate the impetus that grew me as a writer and a person. And I personally have nothing against you. This is about fulfilling personal goals not winning or money and I naively hope that we can all see it as that.

Actually, Tara, to be totally honest, I'm rooting for you. I hope you win.

Any writer who can fill all 35 categories without having to use an immunity has my respect. I take my hat off to you.

Only, I would like to see your stories a bit longer with some character development, not an easy thing to do when your stories are so abbreviated.

For 7 years, I've been writing in 30 of the 35 categories and that's difficult enough, especially when trying to fill the category with 3 stories. Back then it was 10 stories in each category. The goal that I had set for myself this year was to write 5 stories in 30 categories, 150 stories and 6 theme stories.

My first two years writing as BostonFictionwriter, I wrote 300 stories and poems the first year and 363 stories and poems the second year. I've since deleted more than 250 stories from that name because of thieves stealing the stories to post as e-Books under their name on Amazon.

Good luck. I hope you win the contest, I do, I really do. I surely don't need the $500.

I allowed PrincessErin to win in 2008 and RedHairedandFriendly to win in 2012. Why? Because they asked me to stop writing stories in December and I did so that they could win. That's the type of person I am. What I wrote earlier was mostly tongue firmly planted in cheek but few get my Boston humor.

Then there are always the troublemakers who think that everything posted is their business and their right to make a comment. I only wish some of these people who have tens of thousands of posts on the forum boards used their time to write stories instead of starting trouble. They need a life. This place would be a better place if writers wrote stories instead of starting trouble.

Me? I write stories. All that I do is write stories. I earn six figures writing stories for my fans. If I posted all the stories that I write in the course of the year, I would have already filled my Survivor card tenfold.

I seldom venture out to AH land. Meanwhile I watch all of my stories bashed by AH regulars who are jealous and petty. Only, it doesn't matter. Winning a contest to me is chump change. Writing stories for those who pay me to write stories is how I make my money.

Bag Lady & the Retired Marine, Born Beautiful, Rachel's story, Becky's and Brian's Birthday Gangbang, Cougar and her Virginal 5 Cubs, Family Secrets, I Know All, In the Name of the Father, Mom & Son Discuss Masturbation, Mom Strips Naked for Nude Day, Moms Against Public Drunk Nudity, Mother and Son Celebrate Christmas, Queen & Prince Together Forever, Sex for Money, Rent, & Food, Susan's Saturday Night Sex, Three's a Circle Not a Triangle, and Young Woman with Older Man are all commissioned stories.

 

[Tara Cox]

Thank you for the well wishes. Like I said I don't care whether I win or lose...been second to you twice already. More about meeting those goals and showing myself I can do it, especially as this is the last chance to do so.

I use Lit to write rough drafts. Then I get feedback, listen to readers about holes in my plots, rewrite and e-publish. I am almost finished my first full length novel that I wrote here...The Arrangement. It was a respectable 90K words here but re-writes has taken it to 130K.

Odd that you mention character development though as most of my readers especially like this. Perhaps PM me as I am always open to constructive criticism.

Good luck on hitting that goal...I shall not ask you to stop at any point. May the best (well most prolific for these purposes) writer win. Who knows we may both be blowing hot air out our asses and get beaten by someone else.

 

[lovecraft68]

You're a very short Italian man barely 5'4" tall, practically a dwarf, what can I possibly write that hasn't already been written about you before? You have my sympathy.

Moreover, you're married to a short, obese Sicilian woman of temper as vile as her looks. I feel for you and understand why you're so angry.

Only, hateship, your lack of education shows every time you make a post. Speaking of you making posts and you've made so very many posts with you being on the forum boards 24/7, I've yet to read one positive post made by you. All of your posts are negatively hateful. Now I understand your oxymoronic name, lovecraft instead of hateship. I get it. Ha! Ha!

Have a nice day. Bye.

You've never lived in Boston and are a pathetic guy posing as a woman who has to change their pen name annually as soon as everyone finds out who you really are. People never forget do they Freddie?


But I understand why you want that money, $500 is probably two months rent in your section eight housing complex.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Lovecraft, your title is accurate. You're a bad doggie!

 

[lovecraft68]

Lovecraft, your title is accurate. You're a bad doggie!

Aww, you say the sweetest things!

 

[DarkPleasures]

Aww, you say the sweetest things!

I do what I can.

 

[SusanJillParker]

You've never lived in Boston and are a pathetic guy posing as a woman who has to change their pen name annually as soon as everyone finds out who you really are. People never forget do they Freddie?


But I understand why you want that money, $500 is probably two months rent in your section eight housing complex.

Once again, as if we all don't already know, allow me to show you how stupid you are.

Saint Stephens was my parish church on Hanover Street, where Rose Kennedy went, across from the Prado and up from the Old North Church. Around the corner on Hanover Street was the fire house at the corner of Charter Street. I lived across from Copps Hill Cemetery at the end of Charter Street, down from Slide Park and across from the old Michaelangelo Junior High School where my brothers all went.

As told to me by my four much older brothers, Cougar and her 5 Virginal Cubs was born from Slide Park which overlooked Commercial Street, the ballpark, bocci court, and basketball court. From my kitchen window I could see the USS constitution, Logan Air Port, Boston Harbor, and the old navy yard.

I was not only born in Boston but I was raised, educated, and worked in Boston on Newbury Street, first for a furrier and then as the business manager for a famous modeling agency. I graduated Northeastern University magna cum laude with a 3.65 average majoring in English with creative writing and literature minors. What's your credentials Iggy?

You're just jealous. With more than 20,000 posts on the forum board, you just don't have a life, do you? I've been writing here since 2007 and if I add up all of the names that I've written stories under AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, SuperHeroRalph, WmForrester, and my real name, SusanJillParker which I've used since 2012, I don't have 4,000 posts on the forum boards and most all of those are on the Survivor contest thread.

Why did I change my name? Because assholes like you hounded me, bashed all of my stories, threatened my life, hacked my Facebook page, wrote terribly comments on my stories, and sent me poisonous e-mails. It's not safe for a woman to write erotica on a porn board, which is why I went by my nickname, Freddie, an adaption of my married name Susan Fredericks. If only you met my brothers, you'd be shitting your pants, Iggy. If only you met my ex, a bad Boston cop, you'd run and hide.

Maybe you should stop making an ass of yourself, Iggy, and just mind your own business. Who elected you the queen of Literotica? I remember you from the North End. I do. With you much older than me, I used to hear the guys on the corner calling you Iggy shit pants because you never changed your underwear. Is that true? You never changed your underwear?

"Gross. Eww! Stinky!"

Tell me this, Iggy, are you still wearing your wife's panties? Does your wife know you're a cross dresser? Not that there's anything wrong with being a cross dresser but with you pointing the finger at everyone else and calling them a liar, you're the one who never tells the truth. You're the one who should go by the name of BostonFictionWriter as everything you write is fiction.

Listen, seriously, I know things are really hard for you. Literotica is the only place where you're accepted and you're blowing that too. It must be terrible to be shorter than Dudley Moore and Danny De Vito.

I don't know how you live with a wife who's not only so fat but who's so God awful ugly. A fat and ugly woman would be bearable if she was nice and had a good heart but I've heard stories. Your wife is not only a whore but also a shrew. You're on here because she's always yelling at you and hitting you. That's the truth isn't it. That's the reason why you hide in your room and post on Literotica night and day while calling everyone names. I get it, I do.

I feel bad for you. Get help Iggy. Get therapy. Divorce your wife and find a nice woman. Okay? You shouldn't have to live like you do cowering while being so afraid of your wife. One day, she'll kill you.

Take care. And just once, try to be nice. Try to write something positive about someone. Okay?

 

[DarkPleasures]

Lovecraft, you changed your name to Iggy Pop?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Lovecraft, you changed your name to Iggy Pop?

Iggy shit pants.

 

[lovecraft68]

All that needs to be known about Freddie is right here on their favorites page.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1344171&page=favorites

The narcissist only favs their own stuff.

Better yet....here is one of freddies former names "superheroralph."

Let's see who they faved...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1200384&page=favorites

Oh my! Their only favorites are....all the pen names Freddie has had here.....

Pretty damn sad.

But yet....funny as all hell.

 

[lovecraft68]

Once again, as if we all don't already know, allow me to show you how stupid you are.

Saint Stephens was my parish church on Hanover Street, where Rose Kennedy went, across from the Prado and up from the Old North Church. Around the corner on Hanover Street was the fire house at the corner of Charter Street. I lived across from Copps Hill Cemetery at the end of Charter Street, down from Slide Park and across from the old Michaelangelo Junior High School where my brothers all went.

As told to me by my four much older brothers, Cougar and her 5 Virginal Cubs was born from Slide Park which overlooked Commercial Street, the ballpark, bocci court, and basketball court. From my kitchen window I could see the USS constitution, Logan Air Port, Boston Harbor, and the old navy yard.

I was not only born in Boston but I was raised, educated, and worked in Boston on Newbury Street, first for a furrier and then as the business manager for a famous modeling agency. I graduated Northeastern University magna cum laude with a 3.65 average majoring in English with creative writing and literature minors. What's your credentials Iggy?

You're just jealous. With more than 20,000 posts on the forum board, you just don't have a life, do you? I've been writing here since 2007 and if I add up all of the names that I've written stories under AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, SuperHeroRalph, WmForrester, and my real name, SusanJillParker which I've used since 2012, I don't have 4,000 posts on the forum boards and most all of those are on the Survivor contest thread.

Why did I change my name? Because assholes like you hounded me, bashed all of my stories, threatened my life, hacked my Facebook page, wrote terribly comments on my stories, and sent me poisonous e-mails. It's not safe for a woman to write erotica on a porn board, which is why I went by my nickname, Freddie, an adaption of my married name Susan Fredericks. If only you met my brothers, you'd be shitting your pants, Iggy. If only you met my ex, a bad Boston cop, you'd run and hide.

Maybe you should stop making an ass of yourself, Iggy, and just mind your own business. Who elected you the queen of Literotica? I remember you from the North End. I do. With you much older than me, I used to hear the guys on the corner calling you Iggy shit pants because you never changed your underwear. Is that true? You never changed your underwear?

"Gross. Eww! Stinky!"

Tell me this, Iggy, are you still wearing your wife's panties? Does your wife know you're a cross dresser? Not that there's anything wrong with being a cross dresser but with you pointing the finger at everyone else and calling them a liar, you're the one who never tells the truth. You're the one who should go by the name of BostonFictionWriter as everything you write is fiction.

Listen, seriously, I know things are really hard for you. Literotica is the only place where you're accepted and you're blowing that too. It must be terrible to be shorter than Dudley Moore and Danny De Vito.

I don't know how you live with a wife who's not only so fat but who's so God awful ugly. A fat and ugly woman would be bearable if she was nice and had a good heart but I've heard stories. Your wife is not only a whore but also a shrew. You're on here because she's always yelling at you and hitting you. That's the truth isn't it. That's the reason why you hide in your room and post on Literotica night and day while calling everyone names. I get it, I do.

I feel bad for you. Get help Iggy. Get therapy. Divorce your wife and find a nice woman. Okay? You shouldn't have to live like you do cowering while being so afraid of your wife. One day, she'll kill you.

Take care. And just once, try to be nice. Try to write something positive about someone. Okay?

3.65? I thought that was the average score of your stories? At least the ones you haven't shut voting off on.

As for Boston? Anyone can google that.

I think its funny you lived in Boston until I said, "Hey let's met up on Hanover street and suddenly....you now live in PA!

Tell you what though, you should submit your posts they're better than your stories.

 

[lovecraft68]

Lovecraft, you changed your name to Iggy Pop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnBl6J6Jas

 

[DarkPleasures]

I'm afraid I don't know Iggy Shit Pants. He as good as Iggy Pop?



Hopefully this Freddy isn't GreatfulFred.

 

[DarkPleasures]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnBl6J6Jas

 

[Boxlicker101]

Everybody probably knows this already, but it bears repeating: This is November, and the contest is now closed to new entries.

As an aside, I find it interesting that the top five authors this year are all women or, at least, profess to being women.