22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

[HockeyShark]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites,and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."


Ready to vote???

Anyone who honestly believes there is much difference between either party is a complete Idiot. They keep us fighting eachother so we dont fight them.

 

[MechaBlade]

Anyone who honestly believes there is much difference between either party is a complete Idiot. They keep us fighting eachother so we dont fight them.

Goddamn non-voting hippie.

 

[HockeyShark]

Goddamn non-voting hippie.

I have voted in every election since i was 18. I vote for candidates from both parties and others as well.

 

[DevilishTexan]

No. That last election (State), I voted for a couple of Green party people.

I'd vote for a Republican president if he agreed with me on the core issues.

I'd vote Democrat on local level (maybe). But never, ever on state or federal level again. Because as much as Breakwall's additions are mostly true, mine definitely are.

To refute them is pure denial. With that said yes I think the comparison is 50/50. I personally don't think homosexuality is some thing one chooses. I think it more than likely has something to do with all the crap we eat and are exposed to on a daily basis that has us so fucked up men are women and women are men. With maybe a little pinch thrown in by God because he has a sick sense of humor and likes to see us suffer the path to righteousness.

But thats just my opinion.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Anyone who honestly believes there is much difference between either party is a complete Idiot. They keep us fighting eachother so we dont fight them.

DING!!!!!!


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[DevilishTexan]

I've never owned one.

Care to list those deaths and we'll do a side-by-side comparison? Bet mine's longer than yours...

That Bosnian conflict really helped to shape Europe didn't it?

BJ was and is an idiot that does his wife's bidding. He's a con artist through and through and you and many like you fell for it.

 

[Colton_White]

THanks

Sorry to go off topic here but I DO think the U.S. needs to leave the U.N.. We pay 22% of the U.N.'s tab just to host our enemies? Who the hell in their right mind would do that? The U.S, that's who. We ought to throw their asses out of the country, charge them back rent for the use of our land as well as reparations for all of the dirty work the U.S. did for them over the years.

Thanks for increasing my knowledge, I didn't know US Govt. pays that big.

UN is the same ugly bueurocrasy every country has, But UN is just a combine gang of consititing of best of them.

 

[MechaBlade]

I have voted in every election since i was 18. I vote for candidates from both parties and others as well.

But you don't deny being a hippie!

I'd vote Democrat on local level (maybe). But never, ever on state or federal level again. Because as much as Breakwall's additions are mostly true, mine definitely are.

To refute them is pure denial. With that said yes I think the comparison is 50/50. I personally don't think homosexuality is some thing one chooses. I think it more than likely has something to do with all the crap we eat and are exposed to on a daily basis that has us so fucked up men are women and women are men. With maybe a little pinch thrown in by God because he has a sick sense of humor and likes to see us suffer the path to righteousness.

But thats just my opinion.

Dude, there are even gay animals. Which is why I can't respect any person that wants to make a Constitutional amendment to forbid gay marriage, let alone vote him president.

 

[MisterEdMe]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites,and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."


Ready to vote???

You forgot #23. Insult Republicans AFTER Democrats are in office.

 

[jazztronik]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites,and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."


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These sound like someome drummed them up after drinking a 12 pack of beer and shouting YEEHAAAWWWW into their sister's cunt.

 

[Darktan]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

What perfect examples of why having a completely polar political system is a bad idea.

Let's look at what those first two would look like if we were talking about good republicans:

1) You have to be against abortion, but support state sponsored executions.

2) You have to believe that governments create oppression and multinational corporations create prosperity.

It doesn't look any more rational, does it? Our system is based on hypocrisy.

Where's the party that's against both abortion and capital punishment and believes that both governments and large corporations can be dangerous if given too much power over our lives?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Because nothing compounds useless and retarded rhetoric like MORE useless and retarded rhetoric...

Here's 25 Ways to be a Good Republican.

And no, I haven't read them because they're probably just as stupid as that shit up there.


1) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are
millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an illness and
needs our prayers for your recovery.

2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success
all on their own.

3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our
highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives
but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the wrong
gender.

5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.

6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
Allah or Buddha.

7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their
jobs to India.

8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions
affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.

9) You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that
Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.

10) You hate the ALCU for representing convicted felons, but they owed it
to the country to bail out Oliver North.

11) You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is
to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

12) You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that can
only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.

13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because
we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.

14) You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to
alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.

15) You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMO's
and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.

16) You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound
government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism
personified.

17) You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk
science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.

18) You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in
Vietnam but right in Iraq.

19) You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,
a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a
we-can't-find-Bin-Laden diversion.

20) You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powers
named in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages and
censoring the internet.

21) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the
adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a private
matter.

22) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about
Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pages
from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.

23) You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states what
locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.

24) You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital
national interest but what Bush did decades later is stale news and
irrelevant.

25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is
communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.

Dear Breakwall:

During a long and exhaustive forensic investigation of a great thunderclap that knocked our entire populace out of our millions-years-old slumber, we have determined that the source of this disturbance was a recent bitch slap inflicted by you upon a one DevilishTexan on a certain nearby planet called Earth.

You have been assessed a one billion Martian red cent fine for disturbing our peace.

Sincerely,
The Government of Mars

 

[Mansa Musa]

You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is
to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

And they aren´t just cutting the VA benefits. My clinic lost 7 doctors, and we won´t be seeing their replacements any time soon.

 

[MisterEdMe]

You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is
to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

And they aren´t just cutting the VA benefits. My clinic lost 7 doctors, and we won´t be seeing their replacements any time soon.

Your talking about this current Republican administration, right?

 

[HockeyShark]

But you don't deny being a hippie! .

I have my moments.

 

[rengadeirishman]

Fuck 'em both. Vote for Ren! Free beer, repeal of all vice laws, AND we have cookiees.

 

[rengadeirishman]

well, almost all vice laws. pederasty, kiddie porn and suchlike will be punished by death.

 

[MechaBlade]

Where's the party that's against both abortion and capital punishment and believes that both governments and large corporations can be dangerous if given too much power over our lives?

I'm sure it exists. This list is a false set up. It's easier to find people that are for both abortion and capital punishment (me). And nobody sane believes either the government or corporations are inherently oppressive or create automatic prosperity.

 

[RobDownSouth]

If you despise both parties equally, why did your list focus only on Democrats?

He lacks the intellectual capacity to multitask. Common failing of the Fox-watching mouthbreathers.

 

[Mansa Musa]

Your talking about this current Republican administration, right?

Clinton fucked us up hardcore, but he´s busy checking out fat-bottomed girls in Harlem. I´m aiming at the top guns.

 

[Dave-2223]

Vote Non_partisan

 

[duskytip]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites,and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

Lets take these one at a time....

1. The wrong think it is OK to deny abortion and not want to support the kids that it brings. I guess letting them grow up in poverty and be killed later in whatever war they dream up is OK. The old fishing axiom of let them go when they are uoung to kill them later for the table is true then.

2. No, and any idiot that believes this gets what they deserve. People and the institutions they create are the ones who create oppression.

3. A great talking point...unfortunately, America is the most violent "law abiding" country on the face of the planet. We live in fear and will defend the right to defend it LOL.

4. You have to believe that a better way to spend our money is in Iraq.

5. You have to believe that pissing in the wind is air conditioning.

6. You have got to know that being homosexual is a choice LOL. Get a grip and get educated (by scientists and not James Dobson)

7. You have to believe that AIDS is a homosexual problem and is not worthy of federal money. See item 6.

8. You are not qualified to teach ANYONE about sex. Laying in bed and holding hands will not bring on the next generation.Huh

9. What a loaded statement. Outdoorsman feel deeply abouit the environment regardless of where they live.. Party lines be damned. You sir, show your true colors by tying the environment to anyone not of your ilk...vote for the next idiot, because you have voted twice for the last one.

10. Huhhhh???? Self-esteem comes from deep inside knowing you are doing the right thing... Not sure where the author of this post is coming from on this. He is completely lost on the "I did it my way" theme.

11. Uhmmm...You decry business now???? Why? He did it for "completely puritanical reasons" get a grip on human nature LOL

12. LOL... The ACLU is based on 10 principles of our rights. The NRA is fixated on 1.

13. You have to believe we are getting our moneys worth with Republicans in control.

14. Not sure which repub talking point this is coming from...Seems like he is making shit up on the fly...then again, he probably believes this to his core.

15. You have to believe that cultural differences and norms DO NOT play apart in a persons education and how they relate to the world.

16. You have to believe that anyone running for the Repugnant party is an angel. Look what you have done to us for the last 7 years and counting....

17. What??? Where the hell did that come from?

18. Uhmmm. Idaho Senators anyone? My bad...Maybe Louisana...uhmmm no...maybe former speakers of the house....damn...can't think of a one of the "moral" party here. Sorry.

19. You have to be so narrow minded that "your" way is the only way. Support any flag burning amendmants lately????

20. You have to believe that big business interests (pharmaceuticals, insurance, Haliburt, etc...are in our best interest LOL.

21. You have to watch Fox News every day to believe what this idiot says.

22. What? Read that one again....What a load of crap. The Christians are being thrown to the lions again I guess. This ploy has been used for quite awhile to rally the religeous right to thier Overseeers will.

Ok, I have said my peace and will debate any of these points with anyone who is educated and not reacting on what they have been told by Rush. Unfortunately for the republicans out there, I am retired military and think for myself...I guess I am just another phony sodlier to them because I don't follow in lockstep. My monthly retirement check and benefits should be cut off for not saying "Heil Bush!"

Vote your heart people. Vote for who you think will do the best to guide us...more importantly, vote for those people who are not so polarized as the author of this idiotic post. If you want change, make it happen...It is up to you.

 

[fgarvb1]

Sorry to go off topic here but I DO think the U.S. needs to leave the U.N.. We pay 22% of the U.N.'s tab just to host our enemies? Who the hell in their right mind would do that? The U.S, that's who. We ought to throw their asses out of the country, charge them back rent for the use of our land as well as reparations for all of the dirty work the U.S. did for them over the years.

Well...There you go...Who Indeed.

Are we not known for fucking over our friends and feeding our enemies?

 

[huskie]

It didn't used to be that way. Somehow the idiot liberal mindset seeped it's way into the Democratic party?

 

[duskytip]

and what does that say about you as a person? I bet you are a god fearing christian and think we are all devils huh?