25 y/o male...first post

[pixxel]

you are a hot little vittel. yum.

 

[Steph_1972]

yum...

my jaw dropped when i saw the photo of your um...packge

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

Hi cutie pie!!!

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

Hey you dork. How's life? I've missed ya!

I know! I never see you on anymore! Whatcha up to?

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

Getting over the flu...no fun. But otherwise I'm doing very well.

Jeezy creesy......seems like all the lit hotties have been sick. You need to take better care of yourself!

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

When you work with retards that come to work sick, it's hard to avoid.

I work in a nursing home. Trust me..........I feel your pain!

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

Good thing I'm not taking patients to your SNF or else we'd never get ANY work done!

I know, right!!! It's hard enough concentrating with hot doctors floating around, and hottie aides.......we don't need anymore sexiness or the place is gonna explode....then I'd be out of the job.

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

Just go into the bathroom and rub one out...such an easy solution.

OhhHH!! So THAT'S how it works! lol.

 

[Borty]

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[dorkygirl]

And besides...I have food poisoning. Be nice to me.

awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Poor thing! I'd nurse you back to health if I didn't have a major phobia of vomit...... I'm sorry!!

 

[Borty]

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[_me_]

I need something to spice this thread up...I feel like I'd just be posting the same stuff over and over otherwise.

Any suggestions? I know there are some really creative pervs out there on Lit.

xx

 

[dorkygirl]

I need something to spice this thread up...I feel like I'd just be posting the same stuff over and over otherwise.

Any suggestions? I know there are some really creative pervs out there on Lit.

How about some pictures that tell a little bit of a story. Not that just looking at your body isn't enough. But....laying on the bed always gets my imagination running. Strip teases. Before and after shots. Posing naked with something that you normally would do fully dressed...like playing your bass. Does that help at all? I'm sure you could come up with some wonderful stuff.

I like the idea of someone saying "I was feeling (emotion here) while doing (verb) and though it was kinda (adjective)...so I got a picture..." No...this isn't Madlibs......but you gotta make it "Borty".......

 

[dorkygirl]

Where the frak is Borty?!?!

 

[Borty]

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[_me_]

He's dead. Dead and gone.

I hope not!!

 

[dorkygirl]

He's dead. Dead and gone.

awwwwwwww......


well........he's got two identical brothers......hahahahahaha

 

[_me_]

Come back

 

[Borty]

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