2'nd ooc: High school blues

[hybirdx]

hes fun... when he gets beat up that is!

 

[cats]

Well atleast I'm fun some of the time.

 

[hybirdx]

..............

 

[cats]

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Thats not fun Hy.

 

[hybirdx]

......... *Translation* (Shut the F*** up you lousy sack of hairy s***and why don't you go s-) *it gos on for an few minutes...*

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Poor Cats. Well, it's probably in that contract of yours...

 

[cats]

And you have the nerve to say my spelling is bad?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

*boggles at Hy*

HYBIRDX! YOU COME HERE THIS MINUTE, YOUNG MAN!

*grabs Hy's head, dunks it in water, and washes his mouth out with soap*

Asterisks or no, bad words are not allowed in this house, damn it!

 

[cats]

When did Jacobo become a mother?

 

[hybirdx]

*spits out the soap* What in the blue did you do that for?!

 

[cats]

Hy don't raise your voice to your mother!

 

[hybirdx]

You shut up!

 

[cats]

*Smacks Hy* Quite boy. And don't talk back.

 

[hybirdx]

Alright, thats it! *Jumps at Cats, beating him to a pulp*

 

[cats]

Honest mistake I didn't know we were raceing to that pulp.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much I mother you two on this thread? You're always fighting!

*takes off her apron and smothers both Hy and Cats with it, and then mallets both of them with a skillet until they're both stunned and on the ground*

Sheesh! Boys!

^_^

 

[cats]

Okay some one just moved off my X-mass card list.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

How can you not send your poor, old (yet undeniably sexy) surrogate mother an X-mas card!?

You fiend!

*mallets Cats a few more times for emphasis*

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Well, old as in mature mentally, of course.

*preens*

 

[cats]

Jacobo, what kind of mother beats one kid and seduces the other? I want to be emancipated.

 

[hybirdx]

I know one thing, you are not my mother *Glares at Cats* And he is NOT my brother! Hes not annoying enough!

 

[cats]

I concur.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

I said surrogate mother, doofuses! Don't be gross!

*lays both of you flat with a rolling pin*

And anyway, I beat up both of you, not just one.

^_^

 

[hybirdx]

I don't feel pain... much.

 

[cats]

Serogate or not there are two things wrong here. A) I'm older then you. B) Mothers don't abuse there children.

So my conclusion is A) Kaaa Haaa, Kaaa Haaa, Jacobo, Kaa Haa, I am your father.