3 word story

[champagne1982]

and tight round

 

[Boxlicker101]

asses and pussies



I hope I don't get into trouble over beastiality.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

until they came

 

[Boxlicker101]

out the door

 

[lucky-E-leven]

screaming and moaning

 

[Boxlicker101]

until the SPCA


technically, that's two words and an abbreviation but I don't think the threadnazis will get after me.

 

[damppanties]

screamed and moaned

 

[Guest]

I'm melting.

 

[damppanties]

Does that mean

 

[Guest]

Dennis Rodman is

 

[damppanties]

actually not quite

 

[lucky-E-leven]

as feminine as

 

[damppanties]

a totally drunk

 

[lucky-E-leven]

tulip. Astronauts landed

 

[damppanties]

actually crash-landed

 

[lucky-E-leven]

into wombatville, crushing

 

[damppanties]

eleven wombats and

 

[lucky-E-leven]

destroying City Hall!

 

[damppanties]

The poor astronauts

 

[lucky-E-leven]

felt terrible, but

 

[damppanties]

the poor wombats

 

[lucky-E-leven]

waged war and

 

[damppanties]

killed eleven astronauts!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Now even, they

 

[damppanties]

were bored. Meanwhile,