3rd Annual Great Variations Advent Calendar

[Wand3rlust]

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I saw this sign in Florence, absolutely no idea what it means, surely not what it looks like.
Any ideas?

Must do cartwheels?

 

[Wand3rlust]

A quick image search reveals...

 

[Biggalute]

A quick image search reveals...
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So now we know , thanks for that.

 

[Saltfountain]

 

[EvaLane]

 

[Saltfountain]

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Is that the car for technophobes?

 

[AmberLGreen]

So true

 

[AmberLGreen]

For all the senders of unsolicited messages, dick pics, cunt hunts and any other thing you want to send on Lit

 

[AmberLGreen]

Guys today do not have what it takes to edge like our ancestors did. These erections had to wait centuries to get laid

 

[AmberLGreen]

The book diet works well

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am going to have this tattooed at the top of my inner thigh

 

[Wand3rlust]

I might get the falling man, from @Biggalute 's pic...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I am going to have this tattooed at the top of my inner thighView attachment 2562098

or drowning when she starts slobbering..

 

[AmberLGreen]

or drowning when she starts slobbering..

Only when I take my teeth out.

You wouldn’t drown near my thighs because my cunt is drier than a cracker whenever you go near it

 

[LostHorizon]

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I saw this sign in Florence, absolutely no idea what it means, surely not what it looks like.
Any ideas?

Watch out for jumpers!

 

[Saltfountain]

Only when I take my teeth out.

You wouldn’t drown near my thighs because my cunt is drier than a cracker whenever you go near it

This cracker...?

 

[AmberLGreen]

This cracker...?

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It might need more icing

 

[Saltfountain]

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[LostHorizon]

 

[Cjbdd]

 

[lingus60]

 

[lingus60]

Someone's not gonna be happy when they get back to their car.....

 

[Biggalute]

Makes a change from Children Crossing

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[Saltfountain]