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[MelissaBaby]

The song also features a bass harmonica, played by Charlie McCoy, heard during the second and final verses.

I always wondered what that was. I thought it was a duck.

Ducks can't play the harmonica.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

Accordion to this ancient relic recently uncovered
Somewhere and etched on wood, appears evidence of Duck on harp
Action.
http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/TLwAAOxyKsZRu7oF/s-l225.jpg


Seems legit

 

[MelissaBaby]

Accordion to this ancient relic recently uncovered
Somewhere and etched on wood, appears evidence of Duck on harp
Action.
http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/TLwAAOxyKsZRu7oF/s-l225.jpg


Seems legit

That's three ducks. I never said three ducks, working together, couldn't play a harmonica.

 

[TalkRadio]

Ducks can't play the harmonica.

That's three ducks. I never said three ducks, working together, couldn't play a harmonica.

^^^ Why we have President Trump and not President Clinton.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

That's three ducks. I never said three ducks, working together, couldn't play a harmonica.

That is true, you didnt.
The archeological team just dug this compelling evidence up though:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/99/36/589936c3cc5b310f6656d86e299a845e.jpg

In a waistcoat none the less!
It must be real if Walt says so..

 

[MelissaBaby]

That is true, you didnt.
The archeological team just dug this compelling evidence up though:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/99/36/589936c3cc5b310f6656d86e299a845e.jpg

In a waistcoat none the less!
It must be real if Walt says so..

Look, I'm not taking an anti-duck music position across the board. I'm just saying that ducks don't have lips, and if you really want to blow something, you've got to be able to get your lips on it.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

Look, I'm not taking an anti-duck music position across the board. I'm just saying that ducks don't have lips, and if you really want to blow something, you've got to be able to get your lips on it.

I understand and respect your musical duck stance, honest i do.
Your quite possibly correct but the afore mentioned pictorial evidence does cast Some doubt.
Then there is this:

https://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=139895&d=1445380403&thumb=1

Snot a joke.......Honest its snot.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I understand and respect your musical duck stance, honest i do.
Your quite possibly correct but the afore mentioned pictorial evidence does cast Some doubt.
Then there is this:

https://www.mandolincafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=139895&d=1445380403&thumb=1

Snot a joke.......Honest its snot.

Yes, well, Ignatz Topolino was a genius.Also, not a duck.

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

Yes, well, Ignatz Topolino was a genius.Also, not a duck.

To those that knew him...Really knew him Ignatz Topolino was also a huge advocate
For the Duck community. In particular Ducks musical rights.
He believed that birds could sing freely and openly and that Ducks should be able to show their musical inclinations just as freely.
It was for that reason that Ignatz played his harmonica Nasally, as a show of deep solidarity to the duck populations cause.

Sounds Legit

 

[Ms_Ann]

Ducks can't play the harmonica.

If it walks like a duck...

 

[Ms_Ann]

Suzuki Bass Harmonicas



Duck...definitely.


http://www.suzukimusicindia.com/harmonicas/images/orchdouble.jpg

 

[EternallFantasies]

Suzuki Bass Harmonicas



Duck...definitely.


http://www.suzukimusicindia.com/harmonicas/images/orchdouble.jpg

He looks like... I mean..

I totally eat pussy like that sometimes.

 

[Ms_Ann]

He looks like... I mean..

I totally eat pussy like that sometimes.

It's all about the tongue.

 

[MelissaBaby]

If it walks like a duck...

If it's a musician and it walks like a duck, it's Chuck Berry.

 

[Ms_Ann]

If it's a musician and it walks like a duck, it's Chuck Berry.

If it's a bass player and walks like a duck, it's this guy:


http://files.mymovies.dk/Photos/9f758444-8df0-4c84-9401-1dd79de90eb5.jpg

 

[SBroadB9]

If it's a musician and it walks like a duck, it's Chuck Berry.

Hmm, I don't know. I've seen a couple others that waddle. Of course, that might be because they got fat and old.

 

[RubiDia]

Too much.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Someday I'm gonna buy some speakers for this tower and listen to Charlie McCoy on here. That ain't no lie!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Someday I'm gonna buy some speakers for this tower and listen to Charlie McCoy on here. That ain't no lie!

The motives of people that preface or conclude their stories with the "no lie claus" are automatically questionable.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

If it's a bass player and walks like a duck, it's this guy:


http://files.mymovies.dk/Photos/9f758444-8df0-4c84-9401-1dd79de90eb5.jpg

Salute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCH1lV8jUo

 

[Ms_Ann]

Salute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCH1lV8jUo

Steve Cropper...*nods*.

 

[RubiDia]

https://251d2191a60056d6ba74-1671eccf3a0275494885881efb0852a4.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/10664672_princes-scrooge-mcduck-style-vault-drilled_t58da0c85.gif

This is where it's appropriate to laugh.