90% of the pop. consider themselves to be above ave. drivers or better

[Jade]

Re: Re: Man, you people just kick my ass!

Oliver and Dreamer: Okay... sure Menage a trois it is (sorry.. can't ever spell that darn word!).... ahhh where to meet... you guys aren't into outdoor sex are ya?

I can't speak for Oliver but let me just do the math,
Jade + Sex = Dreamer has no geographic restrictions!
Let's see, outdoors, indoors, leaned against a door...whatever!

Dammit Dreamer! I was already in the mood in the first place... now I am outright wild with passion... why did ya have to go and say that!
I need fullfillment and I need it now... get online dammit!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Don't worry 'bout your spelling, girl. You nailed it.

Need fulfillment, huh? Looks like you're about to wear a hole in your computer chair from all that lustful writhing you're doing. Perhaps you should take up a hobby or something to take your mind off it...

how about herbs? or maybe soap-making? marathoning? volunteering with diminutive neonates? Singing? Musical theater?

Nah, on second thought, I think I'll just come over and do my friendly obligation and put you out of your misery.

 

[Jade]

Don't worry 'bout your spelling, girl. You nailed it.

Need fulfillment, huh? Looks like you're about to wear a hole in your computer chair from all that lustful writhing you're doing. Perhaps you should take up a hobby or something to take your mind off it...

how about herbs? or maybe soap-making? marathoning? volunteering with diminutive neonates? Singing? Musical theater?

Nah, on second thought, I think I'll just come over and do my friendly obligation and put you out of your misery.

*knees quivering at the the thought of someone knowing me that well... and of (eh hem) "putting me out of my misery"*

As I mentioned recently on another thread... I'm naked dammit!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Sounds like someone had a good b-day.

Nekkid, you say? I'll be there in approx. 8.5 hours (according to yahoo maps). That'll give you time to run out and buy all the proper "supplies".

 

[Jade]

Dammit Oliver.. the pressure...

You know I don't have any money... can we "improvise?"

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Thank God for Uncle Sam...

I think you can use food stamps to purchase the items I had in mind. *evil grin*

But I'm always open to improvisation...

 

[Jade]

LOL
I'll bet those weren't Uncle Sam's original intentions!
But... too bad!