A 12 cup pot of coffee, and it's mine! All mine!!

Welcome back Ames. Hi Dalt, Neffie Rosylady and all. I can't believe it finally sunny here yahoo. I need cooofffeeee. Who's turn to bring the muffins? Well gotta go time for work.
 
*setting the timer on the coffee pot, for those early risers*

taking the last donut, its a little stale, we better get fresh tomorrow:rolleyes: :devil:
 
grabbing some coffee as i run out the door for work...

nearly spilling it everywhere as i whizz around to look
at spike....omg...what a fucking hot av!!!!

gotta run....
 
Dropping my cup in the sink....

looking around...hey you guys where are you?

hhuummmpppfff...

off to bed was a long long night
 
OMG This was all the way on page 4..ack look at the stuff growing in the coffee pot, good thing I brought in a new one.

Makes coffee, some tea.

Places out donuts, bagels and assorted pastries.


Cleans the place up, opening windows to let the stale air out
 
Islander hugsssss...no coffee for me *G*


I dont like it and I have been told the world is safer without me consuming caffeine:rolleyes: ;)
 
well I found this resource see... hmmm well for all you erotica writers ummm... its a list of um... well its sort of like a one subject thesourus(sp?)well hmmm here it is... im sure there is some good screen names here.:D


A rose is still a rose.
but ...
A pussy is ... a

vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold.
 
well we kinda established it was tooooooooooo much
coffee....not lack of.....;)
 
Thanks Islander! I am sure there are a few in ther I copuld use from time to time;) :devil:
 
its getting seriously weird in here....

NEFFFIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
BULLETIN BULLETIN

This just in. It appears that a certain penguin is missing. Police suspect fowl play. Confidential sources say they are looking for a dwarf, last seen at the Vactican rudely questioning the Pope.

In additional news, someone has hijacked two tractor trailers full of Caramello Bars.
 
AME said:
its getting seriously weird in here....

What do you mean getting?:confused: :devil:

I think we have been there for a while now, starting on ohhh- Page 1?:rolleyes:
 
Harpoon said:
Thanks Islander! I am sure there are a few in ther I copuld use from time to time;) :devil:


Spike you better be careful which ones you choose :p :devil: :kiss:


I hope Neffie errr I mean the fugative heads my way with the chocolate;)
 
Dalt said:
BULLETIN BULLETIN

This just in. It appears that a certain penguin is missing. Police suspect fowl play. Confidential sources say they are looking for a dwarf, last seen at the Vactican rudely questioning the Pope.

In additional news, someone has hijacked two tractor trailers full of Caramello Bars.


If that doesn't get her back nothing will :) . Neffie we miss you come back.

Hi dalt how have you been? I have been really busy with flights I can never get in here anymore.

Hi to Rosylady, Ames and everyone else I would be here all day if I named you all :D

Everyone Have a great day off to work again UGH!!
 
after reading that list the phrase"two tractor trailers full of Caramello Bars" sounds filthy.:D
 
vic25 said:
If that doesn't get her back nothing will :) . Neffie we miss you come back.

Hi dalt how have you been? I have been really busy with flights I can never get in here anymore.

Hi to Rosylady, Ames and everyone else I would be here all day if I named you all :D

Everyone Have a great day off to work again UGH!!

Thats what we want- you here all day:devil:
 
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