A Call to Action!! Save the Celebrities!!

[Guest]

Uncommon Celebs.....

I'd love to include a celebrity or two in some of the stories I'm working on, the only problem is most I'd consider including are so off center from the traditional stars, very few readers might enjoy their appearances.
Nothing more I'd like to be writing about than would be Gabrielle Reese getting down and dirty with a character I generaly center my stories on, it doesn't float well if no one aside from a few fans of Women's Pro Beach Volleyball read the tale.
The same goes for the insertion of any local-regional celebrities, mostly television anchorwomen or spokesmodels seen only in my part of the country. Imagine the confusion of trying to sort out why the weathergirl from Channel Eight is so hot and more so why she's the center of an orgy with yet more unrecognizable names. I gues point of reference applies even here, imagine that.......

 

[crappie master]

i don't read the celebrity stories either (or watch buffy) but for some thing different why not the golden girls or the andy griffith show or even the dick van dyke show ...... just thoughts

 

[sirhugs]

i don't read the celebrity stories either (or watch buffy) but for some thing different why not the golden girls or the andy griffith show or even the dick van dyke show ...... just thoughts

not my taste, but may appeal to the " mature" crowd

and I always had a thing for Laura Petrie

 

[Guest]

Hmm a suggestion

Well it may sound corny as hell but who cares? I would love a really good story about Landon Donovan. My friends are obbssed with him. I saw him (in person) the other day and he is 100% hunk! He is 20 years old,gorgeous and I am pretty damn sure he knows it. Not to mention he is a awesome soccer player....

 

[Chicklet]

has anyone seen "Cannibal Women Of The Avacodo Jungle Of Death?" I think a story spin off of that would be awesome = )

 

[Chicklet]

and I always had a thing for Laura Petrie

tee hee..mary tyler moore and dick van dyke (whose name is just begging to be made fun of, I might mention)

 

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tee hee..mary tyler moore and dick van dyke (whose name is just begging to be made fun of, I might mention)

the way they were shown always in twin beds, and her chaste jammies, together with her ex showgirl character all scream
" secret slut"- in addition to dick van dyke, shouldn't she have sex with carl reiner as Alan Brady ( the boss)?

 

[sirhugs]

while we're talking vintage shows, does the incest angle of " All in the Family" appeal to anyone? If so, I like it but don't think I can write it , so feel free....

 

[NASCARaddicted]

just to add this:

when it comes to "unusual" celebreties: Over here in Germany, there is this one actress, Evelyn Hamann. Mainly she plays comedies (many times she plays "geeky" charakters). I guess many people wouldn't call her sexy, but ... I really would love to fuck her. Yesterday, they had a special show about her (because her birthday is today), showing some older photos of her, when she was younger.

So, as I said, today is her birthday ... she turned 60 !!!

ups ... I just tried to imagine how she may look with a garter belt, stockings and high heels ... and now I have a hard one ....

maybe I will write a story about her. But I think it is kinda strange, if I am the only one who knows her (well she is really a celebrity in Germany, but no where else), so don't expect to see it on Lit.

I just found a good picture of her.

 

[sirhugs]

Six Feet Under the unedited story?

did you see the episode of Six Feet under where Brenda joins a sex addiction recovery group, and a guy picks her up? Or was it the other way around? That would make a great " celebrity" story.

or sex at a funereal ( they've done it about everywhere else). Not sure how that would work....

 

[Knoxville]

i have several stories in progress at the moment but for ideas, why not the female stars of the austin powers movies.

Elizibeth Hurly, Heather Graham, and Beyonce Knowles.

 

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i have several stories in progress at the moment but for ideas, why not the female stars of the austin powers movies.

Elizibeth Hurly, Heather Graham, and Beyonce Knowles.

I'm sure there's an audience. I'm just personally Austin Powers'd to death. Thanks at least for excluding Britney. The Pepsi ad is enough punishment for 1 lifetime.
Maybe Heather Graham could get confused about which movie she's in, and in her Boogie Nights Rollergirl personna, do what Rollergirl does best....

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I haven't visited the celebrity stories yet, but:

according to you guys, the celebs are overrun with Buffy and Britney ?

So I have a question ? What about Jennifer Lopez ? I don't like her music, but man, she has a hot ass. Whenever I see her, and her nice ass, I try to imagine, how it would be to buttfuck her. I mean, a butt like hers almost begs to be fucked ...

Or the other way round: Why has Jennifer Lopez such a great, nice ass ? Maybe she loves anal sex so much, that's why her butt is so hot ...

 

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What about Jennifer Lopez ? I don't like her music, but man, she has a hot ass. Whenever I see her, and her nice ass, I try to imagine, how it would be to buttfuck her. I mean, a butt like hers almost begs to be fucked ...

Or the other way round: Why has Jennifer Lopez such a great, nice ass ? Maybe she loves anal sex so much, that's why her butt is so hot ...

go ahead and write it. There are about 3 J Lo stories, mostly booty obsessed, but I agree there's likely an audience for more. it would be a good one for you to try. I'd be happy to review your draft. If you haven't read comments here and elsewhere by myself and others about the need to get into the character, start there- but I think she has that " angle" you need.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

another idea:

I am/was a fan of Xena. To be exact, my favorite character was Callisto, the villain blonde arch enemy of Xena (but I loved it when she became one of the good ones).

Now, what about this: As I said they were arch enemies. Now for some reasons (maybe magic, maybe a mistake by Cupido, or maybe just pure lust) Xena falls in Love with her arch enemy Callisto.

Like many times before, they meet on the battlefield, with drawn swords. They hate each other, so of course, they fight. During the fight, Callisto is hurt and becomes unconscious.
Some time later she wakes up on a bed, in a cave. She notices that someone took care of her wounds. Also she notices that she is undressed, just covered with a blanket. She wants to get up, but suddenly, Xena appears and holds her down. Callisto wants to start a fight, but Xena smiles softly and starts to french kiss Callisto. Then she starts to caress her breasts and grabs between her thighs ...

Of course it doesn't have to be Xena and Callisto.

But I love the idea when suddenly one of two arch enemies turns around and instead of fighting, starts to kiss ...

You know like ... (I don't want to bring Britney Spears in my posting, but I have to) Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera ... they are rivals when it comes to music. They have this debatte on tv: my music is better ... no, mine is better ... after the show they meet again and suddenly there is some kind of tension between them. They start to tear each others clothes off and then they start to have sex ... and maybe someone like Shakira walks in and blackmails them ...

what other (female) arch enemies could have sex together

 

[Chicklet]

Xena and Callisto

I actually think that this would be rather cool. Maybe bring some bondage in to it <licks lips>

I liked Callisto best, she was awesome, especially when she was going crazy with that freaky look in her eyes.

For some reason I can't seem to think of any other female Enemies. No males, either, for that matter.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

i don't read the celebrity stories either (or watch buffy) but for some thing different why not the golden girls or the andy griffith show or even the dick van dyke show ...... just thoughts

You're about the same age, huh?

lol

 

[crappie master]

You're about the same age, huh?

lol

well I am 40 lol

 

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has anybody got an Elvis story for the 16th?
or Priscila seducing her new son-in-law, Nicolas Cage?