A Christmas Surprise from Mat

[Guest]

<lavisciously>

Are you still drunk?

Pear

 

[LadyJeanne]

Goldie - which half do you want?

<starts eyeing up Jeanne's rump lavisciously>

The Earl

Uh-oh, I may not make it til Christmas if Horny-Sprout has his way.

*giggling and wiggling her butt at the lavisciously drunk Earl*

 

[TheEarl]

Are you still drunk?

Pear

Unfortunately not. Can't I be laviscious when sober?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I'm Cutie Brandy butter-Tinsel.

Lew, yours is *really* funny. Dare I post it...?

 

[Guest]

Oh well, he hasn't answered me yet, so I'll tell...

Frosty Dancing-Elf



He could always ask me to edit.

 

[Guest]

Frosty Dancing-Elf

He could always ask me to edit.

Now he can't. P.

 

[Guest]

Now he can't. P.

Bahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!

It really suits him, too, especially the elf bit.

He's gone now, and he didn't see this thread. I forgot to mention it to him when we were chatting. Oh what a shame, silly me!

Lou

 

[impressive]

AMAZING

Tumbleflump Horny-Imp

 

[Guest]

Re: AMAZING

Tumbleflump Horny-Imp

 

[logophile]

Hey! How come you get the best name? Hehe. Seriously, my secret Christmas name sucks. Maybe it's time to give up on the holidays and just start drinking now...

With much love from...
Tumbleflump Hot-Noodles

OK, so after reading that I use should use my birth name, I went back and did it again. My new name is slightly better, but still lacking! I am now...

Cutie Holly-Fairy



WooHoo! This is my 100th post! Now I need to find an avatar!