A day in the Cubicles.

[Guest]

Funny Guy's words and rapid exit bring Sally to her senses. "This is insane" she cries, dropping the stapler again. Aroused, breathing fast, but thinking again, she pulls away from the teasing, urging, lips of Carl, pushes to the door, swings it open, jumps out and closes it behind her.

Gasping a little, she stops to compose herself, and notices how quiet it is in the office, how all eyes are turned towards her.

Sally realizes why. She fumbles with the storeroom door handle, desperate to reach her clothes on the other side, but it locked behind her.

 

[funny_guy]

As I am following the boss, I see Sally leave the closet--without her clothes.
"Uhh, Mrs. Dawn, can I show you these proposals here?" I say, turning her away from the naked women to give her time to retrieve her clothes.
"No, not now," Mrs. Dawn says, as she starts to turn back toward her office, back toward seeing Sally sitting there, fumbling with door handle.
"Well, ok," I say, "but, ahh, theres a spot on the floor over here I need to show her," and I turn her so she is facing away. I know its week, but if she sees Sally like that, she would flip, and thats definatly not what I want.
I lead her toward her office the back way, making sure she doesn't look toward that closet door...

 

[CarlBeli]

I realize what happened to Sally almost immediately when she starts rattling the door, so I jump up and open the door for her, quickly handing her her clothes.

She just has time to smile in gratitude as she gets her clothes on when I trip over my pants and fall against the door. With a SLAM-RIP, I manage to slam the door so hard that the lock breaks...and my pants rip in half.

Suddenly, I just can't get dressed...

 

[funny_guy]

"What was that?" my boss asks, suspiciously.
"That? Oh, that was...umm, nothing, Jack just nocked over some books, thats all. Don't you want to show me something in your office?" I couldn't wait to get into her office, and out of this room, before something even worse happens...

 

[dusk2dawn]

There is something definatly strange going on around here. If I could only figure it out!!
Everytime I turn around he moves me facing another direction, or if I hear something he can explane what it is. "Hmm, it must be something good or he wouldn't be risking his job." I think to myself.
I decided to see how far he would go before I acctually found out about what was going on. "This could be fun," I mumble under my breath.
"Did you say something Mrs. Dawn," said Phil.
"No, just thinking out loud."