A day in the life a dog’s life.

[Amfig]

The dog's POV

He must have one. True story. While back I had a vacation fling with a young lady. We went to her house, a cabin in the woods by a coastal creek. Cabin that she shared with a huge Springer Spaniel named "Dinger."

Anyway, for the next three or four days, we drank too much, slept, ate and made love. Dinger would come and go, once in a while making a nuisance of himself, but generally well behaved.

Sometime, about day 2 she asked me to take her from behind, saying that we hadn't done that yet and it was her favorite position. And of course I was all too happy to oblige.

All was going well when suddenly Dinger flies through the living room, across the foot of the bed. Suddenly, I have Dinger's nose up my butt, his tongue on my balls, and his mistress kicking like a bronco trying to get Dinger off the bed without prematurely ending her fuck.

Gives new meaning to "Rodeo Sex."

 

[GHM]

Re: Dogs POV

I read a book once that was wrtten from the POV of a flea who "jumped" from one character to another.

It was a long time ago, but as I recall it was quite funny and quite sexy. I don't recall the title or author.

 

[Guest]

It was a long time ago, but as I recall it was quite funny and quite sexy.

It was sexy?


Hey, anyone think Laurel would shove it in Extreme if the dog is watching sex but not joining in?

 

[Guest]

Re: The dog's POV

... Suddenly, I have Dinger's nose up my butt, his tongue on my balls, ...

Reminds me of the story of the man who was in the next bed to the storyteller in hospital, covered from head to foot in bandages.
"What happened?"
"Silly story really. I have an Alsation called Rex. I was just getting the wife really interested one night and we were both buck naked when she said she heard a noise downstairs and I must go down and check before we do anything else. The dog is going to eat anyone who tries to break in, so I'm not worried. Anyway, I wander down, still naked, and to my surprise there is someone in the front garden. We have a reeded glass front door, so I kneel down and look through the letter-box and Rex comes up behind me and licks my balls. Next thing I know I am in the next bed to you!"

 

[Amfig]

Re: Re: The dog's POV

We have a reeded glass front door, so I kneel down and look through the letter-box and Rex comes up behind me and licks my balls. Next thing I know I am in the next bed to you!"

Funny. Way different kind of story, though.

 

[coleman]

This is a strange idea that might just work

 

[Sabledrake]

GHM -- I remember a movie once called "Autobiography of a Flea." Perhaps it was made from a book; that would make sense. Was pretty good as I recall, as dirty movies go, but I saw it many years ago.

Tiggs -- thanks; that answers my category question. I guess it's Extreme for more reasons than one, shame on me

Sabledrake

 

[GHM]

GHM -- I remember a movie once called "Autobiography of a Flea." Perhaps it was made from a book; that would make sense.

Yes that was it.

 

[MrFrost]

MsLinnet are you going to write this story ?

 

[MsLinnet]

MsLinnet are you going to write this story ?

I have started the problem is finishing it I will let you know what happens

 

[MsLinnet]

A Dogs Life

I have not got that far on this story but it is my intention to get this done at some point Max has been at the vets to get a bit of glass removed from his paw and he is not a happy chap at the moment.

But I love him.

This is as far as I have got if anyone has got any ideas on terminology I would love to hear them.

A day in the life a dog’s life.

I moved in with my new bitch several moons ago now and I seem to be getting on well with these two legged bread of dogs.

My name is Maxwell (Max) I am a 2 year old German Shepard, my prime bitch is Linnet she lives with two other two legged bitches, Mell who lies with Linnet and Julia who lie’s in a different kennel. Julia is loan bitch and is not part of the pack but she has a two legged male who mounts her every time he visits.

The two legs seem to mate in different ways and I have found that my prime bitch seems to like me to mount her in different ways, not the same as us four legs, what a strange bread they are.

It was in the dark time that I heard a noise, I knew that both my prime and second bitch were bedded down but I was not sure about the loan bitch so I padded down the passage way to her kennel and pushed my snout against the hatch, as it opened I could see her head and her front paws above the covering on her nest so what was the thing making the noises.

I slowly padded down the stairs and the hairs on my back stood up, as the front hatch to the kennel the two legs call home opened, I started to growl and snarl at the figure coming from out of the dark. What was it and why was he invading my kennel.

I saw the quick daylight come on up the stairs, I barked to tell my bitches not to come down the stairs but the two legs as usual ignored my warning. The two leg, that was coming in through the main hatch to our kennel stopped in his track obviously understanding my warning. He barked in the two legs tongue and my prime Linnet seemed to understand the noises he was making and gave me the signal to be quite and I sat on my hind quarters but still on my guard.

 

[MrFrost]

not bad..

 

[MsLinnet]

not bad..

I am trying to relate an incident that has happened into the way Max my dog would have seen it if you see what I mean, it might work it might not we will have to wait and see.