If you overshoot this hole and try to use a different "pin placement" you will be unpleasantly surprised when I whack your ball.
I'll just take a few practice shots from the rough. It's always nice to see when the greenkeepers have kept the playing surface nice and trim.
A little birdie told me that keeping my club well oiled was the clue to getting on the green in a few strokes.
Sorry to disappoint but my "course" isn't trimmed, it is completely smooth like a freshly paved road.
Did that little birdie also mention that being done in a few strokes isn't always a good thing?
That'll help me shoot for the hole from a bit further out than usual. I hereby christen your pussy "Augusta": Beautifully manicured holes with some lovely bushes around the course.
What? I've been misinformed. I'm gonna kill that fucking Albatross. I suppose I shouldn't be avoiding the Water Hazard either.
My advise is to dip a finger in to test the water, if it is warm, continue with your tongue.
The wife (Marnie) said no one really likes Paul, he hits on the wives more than just playful and in the past he tried to have more than a few unwanted affairs.
What if it's hot and steamy?
Then you're doing it right, do I have to explain everything?
I'm a firm believer in communication. lol
You should learn to read body language and this would go a lot better.
I like to go round in Par 69.
That sounds like a delicious idea, I'd be in for that
How long have you been waiting to use that one?
I remembered seeing something like it and did a search.
I hope it doesn't get too awkward.
I'm sure it will, but my plan is to focus on the kids and I can always leave whenever I want.
It can't get as bad as a funeral I went to a few years back, when the two beneficiaries, women about late forties/early fifties, had a bitch fight over the bequests at the reception, they had to be pulled apart and everyone had to pick sides. They were adopted and it seems they never really got on.
Hope not for the kids' sake.
Most these intimidating types are pussy-cats when you hold your ground. Remember he probably visits a dominatrix on the quiet, because he wants a change from being in charge.
