Is there such a thing as a full Canadian breakfast?
I guess it depends on the definition, our breakfast is very similar to the American style except instead of calling it Canadian bacon, we call it bacon because we know where we are lol!
Where do you want the cream?
I don't think I like the idea of omelette and Cream.
There may be enough in me that I would just have black coffee, maybe...
. Told them not too rough or I couldn't play today.
I'm rooting for you.Soooo much fun so far this weekend, I may need to write a story or two!
Update on Tina, we fooled around a bit but last night I got her laid with a guy from the bar! She said it was her first one night stand.
In my intoxication I may have let the team do jello shots off my breasts in one of the hotel rooms and I also may have had 3 guys last night...or was it 4?....
One of the other women also told me this morning I agreed to a gang bang or orgy with the team if we win the tournament. I don't remember that but it does sort of sound like me, uh-oh!
We haven't lost a game yet and playoffs start in a couple of hours, so go team?!?! I'm a little embarrassed by my "offer" but also sort of excited about it.
You are model of self control;-)
So disappointing. Did you lose by much?
Ended up losing by 2, we were down 5 but started to come back after I hit a triple! Their team say me at bat and moved in close probably thinking "Barbie can't hit" or were concentrating on my breasts and I hit it over their heads!
I've never really got these baseball references to to sexual achievement. We only have soccer and cricket. In soccer you either score of you don't and sex just isn't cricket, old boy. lol
Usually when a guy gets to "second base" it means the girl is into him and they may have kissed, most of the team (including the women) made it past second base with me.
My only knowledge of Baseball comes from Charlie Brown cartoons, but I don't think he got anywhere with the Little Red Haired Girl.
A little different in our league.
There is 1st 2nd and 3rd base which must be advanced to in order each one bringing you closer to home. When you get home you score a run. The analogy varies but 1st base she's talking 2nd your kissing, 3rd petting and home you scored ( that being another sport analogy for sex). Mostly though the analogy is used with 1st base (as in you couldn't even get to first base with her, rejection) and home run you fucked her (or Christie's case she fucked you). My contribution to cultural understanding.
The only problem I've had with sport is trying to avoid it. Having said that I'm not averse to watching Tennis and have actually played, verry badly, in the past. More a social thing really. When it come to drink, I stick to wine these days and the occasional Whisky.
I’m sure he’ll understand after you explain…and give him a blow job to hold him over. Of course, work is going to wonder why he’s suddenly in town so often!
I was actually thinking about the blowjob thing!
