A guide to my breasts

I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

My breasts are still reasonably perky for pushing 50 and having two children. Men have noticed that, and commented on it ... sometimes in a rather annoying way. I easily pass the "pencil test", for which I can thank my DNA. My mom is in her 70s, and she's still quite perky, too.

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around. But no biting, please.

My nipples are brown, not pink, due to my Hispanic heritage. I'm 1/4 Latina.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

Here's a short list of things that make my nipples hard (other than licking or sucking on them):

1. cold air
2. working out
3. caressing the back of my neck
4. sneezing
5. scratching my back
6. a too-small shirt and no bra
7. doing kegels

They respond very readily to these things, and as you can see from the list, it would be a mistake to assume that erect nipples are necessarily a sign of sexual desire. I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol

I used to wish they were bigger, but I've made my peace with them. I developed later that the other girls when I was young, so I've always lagged behind in the boob department. But, as I say, I'm happy with what I've got now. And I'm pretty sure they won't be down around my knees when I'm 70.

Uh, it's nice to meet you......um, them......ladies.....ur, fellas. I feel like I've known you two for quite awhile now.......

When you next sneeze while working out and doing kegels in the cold with a t-shirt that's too small and no bra while the back of your neck is being caressed and your back is being scratched....please let us know...?

Oh, and by the way, Gesundheit!
 
I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape...

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around...

I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol


A woman who is happy with her body is such a sexy thing. I love how you describe how you like the shape of your perky breasts and how you like to tease your nipples and make them erect. Sorry to hear that you mind if people catch you flicking your nipples. Watching a woman touching herself is such a turn on.

Size is overrated. A nice naturally shaped breast with a responsive nipple is a joy to see and play with.
 
Let's hope that the ones who didn't mention it, were respecting your feelings. Most women don't take too well to noticed "flaws". I tend to notice such things, but don't mention it unless broached by her.




To be honest, most men don't know how to even do a massage, let alone massage something like breasts. Even more rare is a man giving a massage with no strings attached. IMHO, there are many levels of massage that range all the way from therapeutic to full on "there WILL be sex tonight!" It is a wise masseur who knows the differences and uses them to their advantage.

I keep threatening to write a massage 'how to', but have not gotten around to it yet. I have made the passing post on the subject, much to the delight of my readers.

all womens breast have one larger than the other just look at them.
 
I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

My breasts are still reasonably perky for pushing 50 and having two children. Men have noticed that, and commented on it ... sometimes in a rather annoying way. I easily pass the "pencil test", for which I can thank my DNA. My mom is in her 70s, and she's still quite perky, too.

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around. But no biting, please.

My nipples are brown, not pink, due to my Hispanic heritage. I'm 1/4 Latina.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

Here's a short list of things that make my nipples hard (other than licking or sucking on them):

1. cold air
2. working out
3. caressing the back of my neck
4. sneezing
5. scratching my back
6. a too-small shirt and no bra
7. doing kegels

They respond very readily to these things, and as you can see from the list, it would be a mistake to assume that erect nipples are necessarily a sign of sexual desire. I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol

I used to wish they were bigger, but I've made my peace with them. I developed later that the other girls when I was young, so I've always lagged behind in the boob department. But, as I say, I'm happy with what I've got now. And I'm pretty sure they won't be down around my knees when I'm 70.
wud love to gently scratch ur back ...
 
Yes indeed

If you guessed my age by how my breasts look, I would be thirty years old :D

I want porn where breasts are lovingly and gently stimulated for twenty minutes! Not brutalized.

Some men love their nipples played with...I like those men....mmmhmmm...

Indeed there is nothing better than having my nipples played with. It does make me climax much stronger.
 
Mine are big, soft, & very sensitive. I could cum just from breastplay alone. Mmm...
 
Yes. This. That and most of us don't care about "flaws." What one considers a flaw could be what another considers endearing.

Then there's the whole, "doesn't matter, had sex!" perspective! :D

Seriously, girls, if guys point out your flaws, maybe he isn't the one for you. If a guy DOESN'T point out your flaws, don't take that to mean you don't have them, take this as an opportunity to embrace them, he loves you for YOU, not your flaws.
 
Why?

I love my breasts. They're not particular big, but they're pretty. At least, I think they are. They have a nice gentle, sensuous shape, but they're not symmetrical ... the left one is a bit larger, and you wanna hear something funny? Only one man in the past seven years has noticed, or at least, has mentioned it. As obsessed with boobs as men claim to be, you'd think more of them would have noticed.

My breasts are still reasonably perky for pushing 50 and having two children. Men have noticed that, and commented on it ... sometimes in a rather annoying way. I easily pass the "pencil test", for which I can thank my DNA. My mom is in her 70s, and she's still quite perky, too.

My breasts are extremely sensitive. I joke that I have two extra clits on my chest, to the point that I fully expect one day to be able to orgasm from fondling my breasts and nipples alone. I especially like when a man holds them between his fingers and gently rolls them around. But no biting, please.

My nipples are brown, not pink, due to my Hispanic heritage. I'm 1/4 Latina.

I love having my breasts massaged. I once had a massage therapist (female) who massaged them as a regular part of our therapy sessions. It was wonderful ... this woman had magic in her hands. When she touched my breasts, it wasn't overtly sexual at all, but it was definitely sensuous and I oftentimes became latently aroused. Sorry guys, but no man has ever done them like that.

Here's a short list of things that make my nipples hard (other than licking or sucking on them):

1. cold air
2. working out
3. caressing the back of my neck
4. sneezing
5. scratching my back
6. a too-small shirt and no bra
7. doing kegels

They respond very readily to these things, and as you can see from the list, it would be a mistake to assume that erect nipples are necessarily a sign of sexual desire. I tease them up during the day by reaching up inside my shirt and flicking my thumbs over them, and once they're erected, they tend to stay that way for a while. I no longer care if people notice, which they do because I don't always bother with a bra these days. I do care, though, if someone catches me doing the flicking thing. Which has happened once, so far .. I was embarrassed to death .. lol

I used to wish they were bigger, but I've made my peace with them. I developed later that the other girls when I was young, so I've always lagged behind in the boob department. But, as I say, I'm happy with what I've got now. And I'm pretty sure they won't be down around my knees when I'm 70.


Sounds like you're really 'in touch' with them. Why do you wish that they were larger?

BTW, they sound wonderful
 
Sounds like you're really 'in touch' with them. Why do you wish that they were larger?

I wonder about that, too. Maybe it's because I'm not well endowed, but I came to accept myself that way. And now that I'm in my fifties, I see many of my female contemporaries with problems of sagging bustlines, while I'm still pretty much the way I was in my twenties and can lose the bra without discomfort. I think that at this point I got the better deal.
 
Hmmmm

I wonder about that, too. Maybe it's because I'm not well endowed, but I came to accept myself that way. And now that I'm in my fifties, I see many of my female contemporaries with problems of sagging bustlines, while I'm still pretty much the way I was in my twenties and can lose the bra without discomfort. I think that at this point I got the better deal.

The braless thing is very exicting. (Must be the '60s in me)
 
Every woman should author pocket guides to their attractions.

Give us something to "bone-up' on between encounters.
 
It is disappointing that my previous casual bump and grind on this thread did not encourage the lovely MS MilfSauce from hither she went.
 
Then there's the whole, "doesn't matter, had sex!" perspective! :D

Seriously, girls, if guys point out your flaws, maybe he isn't the one for you. If a guy DOESN'T point out your flaws, don't take that to mean you don't have them, take this as an opportunity to embrace them, he loves you for YOU, not your flaws.

Ayup. I don't know, but for me, I figure to be without a single flaw would be relatively easy. Just be born and popped into a protective bubble and spend your entire life floating safely in a nutrient bath. "The Matrix has you!"

But, if you've lived and done anything there are going to be scars and ... well, hardly imperfections or flaws, but badges of honor and yet one more endearing quality that identifies you readily as not that other one over there.

However, back to the initial point of the thread, it recalled to me a question I had many, many years ago that was never really answered.

In the event, it was one of the rare times that I road the bus at college from the commuter lot as it had snowed (an exceedingly rare event here). There was a crush of people, which being claustrophobic I was having trouble dealing with.

Then, I noticed that a young woman was pressing her chest against the back of my hand where I was holding onto the railing (standing room only) as the bus rocked back and forth around the corners on it's way to the buildings where classes were.

Being as I was eighteen or nineteen, I found the experience probably much more fascinating than it actually was.

However, I began to wonder if she could even tell that it was my fingers that she was pressed against instead of the bar I was holding onto. I remember thinking that surely she must have noticed since I could clearly feel her nipple rubbing back and forth between my fingers... that I was trying very, VERY hard not to move and call attention to them!

Which led to the question in my mind about just how sensitive breasts might be.

She never looked at me or indicated in any way that she even noticed that I could tell but just stood there with an expression like she might have been trying to remember if she had her homework in her backpack. I had never seen her before (or after) and had absolutely no idea who she was.

And yet, there we were sharing a moment that seemed strangely intimate.

Perhaps it wouldn't have seemed so if it had just been feeling the soft tissue of her chest indent around my fingers. But, to feel that nipple sliding back and forth along between my index and middle finger each time her body swayed to the motion of the bus?

On the upside, it helped me to deal with the claustrophobia that had been gearing up for an anxiety attack. On the downside, it's been a question that caused me to not only skip that PoliSci lecture, but has come to me again and again over the years whenever I felt a breast touch my arm, my back, or in one instance, my knee, in circumstances that were not inherently erotic.

Thanks for the original post in this thread... and for recalling that question to mind. <cracks fingers and opens notepad>
 
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