A Listless Thread

[neci]

welcome to my world.

my hornies did not show up today. sometimes that's a good thing, because they can be very bad when they do come.

 

[dg]

welcome to my world.

my hornies did not show up today. sometimes that's a good thing, because they can be very bad when they do come.

I don't think there has ever been a time when I have minded being horny. Sometimes it's frustrating sure. Maybe I've jerked off in a Federal courthouse bathroom before in a pinch. But really I'd rather always have sex drive a brief mental trip away.

 

[neci]

I don't think there has ever been a time when I have minded being horny. Sometimes it's frustrating sure. Maybe I've jerked off in a Federal courthouse bathroom before in a pinch. But really I'd rather always have sex drive a brief mental trip away.

sometimes, when mine shows up, it stays all damn day. i feel like i am oozing sex out of my pores, and anyone around with a working olfactory system can sense it a mile away.

 

[dg]

sometimes, when mine shows up, it stays all damn day. i feel like i am oozing sex out of my pores, and anyone around with a working olfactory system can sense it a mile away.

Yes. When my musk is really kicking that can be a bit disconcerting. For those days I just apply twice as much Aqua Velva and consider that I'm covered.

 

[thør]

Yes. When my musk is really kicking that can be a bit disconcerting. For those days I just apply twice as much Aqua Velva and consider that I'm covered.

Aqua Velva and grapefruit juice, a party on Guadalcanal.

 

[neci]

i lock myself in the house, drink, paint and wank.

 

[dg]

Aqua Velva and grapefruit juice, a party on Guadalcanal.

You are so wordly. Everything I know about geography I learned from Flight of the Conchords.

i lock myself in the house, drink, paint and wank.

If you combine the last three activities into one really strange orgy of using a squirting dildo filled with liquor and a paintbrush on the end you could truly start a new performance art movement.

 

[1HF]

Are you going to start a new, silly thread each night?

I approve.

But only if I get to brutally insult another of your orifices.

 

[thør]

Are you going to start a new, silly thread each night?

I approve.

But only if I get to brutally insult another of your orifices.

By brutally, do you mean that you will use 10-letter+ verbs?

 

[dg]

Are you going to start a new, silly thread each night?

I approve.

But only if I get to brutally insult another of your orifices.

This was actually my first foray into trying to make a parody thread again. Looking back over this profiles history showed that it used to make a lot of parody threads. I though in the spirit of dgreen I should try to mimic his old behavior as best I could.

Please use my mouth tonight.

 

[1HF]

By brutally, do you mean that you will use 10-letter+ verbs?

I will do my best.

This was actually my first foray into trying to make a parody thread again. Looking back over this profiles history showed that it used to make a lot of parody threads. I though in the spirit of dgreen I should try to mimic his old behavior as best I could.

Please use my mouth tonight.

Yeah, that old dgreen was an annoying little bastard. How I loved him

Mouth huh? bold move. I wanted to play with really large and oddly phallic squash tonight.

One throat obliteration coming up.

 

[dg]

Yeah, that old dgreen was an annoying little bastard. How I loved him

Mouth huh? bold move. I wanted to play with really large and oddly phallic squash tonight.

One throat obliteration coming up.

We shall see if the new dgreen stacks up to be just as annoying. Hopefully even more lovable.

It was a bold move. The last gourd to touch my lips was filled with wine. I'm doing my stretching exercises now. I'm up to the 3rd ball on graduated anal beads into my mouth. This may take a little bit of time.

 

[1HF]

We shall see if the new dgreen stacks up to be just as annoying. Hopefully even more lovable.

It was a bold move. The last gourd to touch my lips was filled with wine. I'm doing my stretching exercises now. I'm up to the 3rd ball on graduated anal beads into my mouth. This may take a little bit of time.

Taking this sizable squash in your mouth is a good start. Just remember to breathe through your nose.

 

[dg]

Taking this sizable squash in your mouth is a good start. Just remember to breathe through your nose.

I'm going to swallow the fuck out of this squash. They will be calling me dgreen dgreen, pumpkin pleaser.

 

[1HF]

I'm going to swallow the fuck out of this squash. They will be calling me dgreen dgreen, pumpkin pleaser.

I started this, but now I'm a little disturbed...

 

[dg]

I started this, but now I'm a little disturbed...

That's basically my goal in life so you have left me incredibly fulfilled.

 

[1HF]

That's basically my goal in life so you have left me incredibly fulfilled.

Shut up and milk that gourd like it was a prize winning cow at the county fair.

 

[dg]

Shut up and milk that gourd like it was a prize winning cow at the county fair.

As you wish.

By the way, where do I find the gourd's nipples?

 

[1HF]

As you wish.

By the way, where do I find the gourd's nipples?

At the back of your throat, silly man.

 

[dg]

At the back of your throat, silly man.

Milking.... milking....... sleeeeeeeeeeeeping....