a little something funny...

[5pintshefound]

ok, my husband came home from obeing overseas in bahrain on nov 10. which was wonderful. he was home for a month, and then we up and moved to gitmo. fun fun.. anyway, during that month, my son-who is now6, came into our bedroom, to tell us he was up {it was a school day} and so we got out of bed, we're both naked sleepers. well kyle {my son} looks over at my dh, and says just as matter of factly as possible "dad, whats with the hair on your peepee" {at which point i turned away, because i was trying soo hard not to laugh} and my dh says 'dont worry kyle, when you get older, you'll get hair there to".. kyle was like ok.. and left the room, and i busted out laughing... andrew just kinda sat there, shakinng his head..lol.. well, we get down here to cuba, and we were in the car rental place, and we were filling out forms, to rent a car for two days, and they needed my id, so i could be a registered driver on the car. ok fine, so kyle says can i drive? and i said, "no hunny, your not old enough, when you get older you can drive"... and a minute later, he says {in a fairly loud voice} ----(you realize where thsi is going right?!?!) "When i get older, ill get hair on my peepee!" both andrew and i were like, kyle stop talking right now... and the guy that was filling out the rest of the paperwork pipes up with "well, how about those mets...." lol!!

anyway.. thought it was funny, and wanted to share...

 

[EJFan]

thank you for making me laugh on a busy day! that's priceless.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Ahhh kids. You just never know what's going to come out of their mouths at the most inopportune times.

 

[Eilan]

That's cute!

 

[Quoll]

Sweet

Not to turn this into a size thread or anything, but my 4 yo is going to have a "HUGE one, just like dad"
Pity they have no idea of perspective at that age.

 

[Eilan]

Not to turn this into a size thread or anything

Yeah, right.

 

[jadefirefly]

My son, we're just waiting for him to bust out with this line in a Safeway or something one of these days....

My mother was changing him one day, and to keep him distracted, she teaches him body parts while she does. Well, this time, he'd point to his head, and say "This is my head?" And she's say "Yes, that's your head!" and he'd say "I can touch it?" and she'd say yes, and so on. This continued through a good half-dozen different parts.

Then...
"This is my penis?"
"Yes, that's your penis."
"I can touch it?"
"..... Yes, you can touch it." (She's trying not to crack up.)

He proudly marches out of the bedroom when they're all done, and he announces to my father, in a very ostentatious tone of voice, "I can touch my penis!"

I just can't wait until he unleashes that line in public...

 

[bashfull]

ok, my husband came home from obeing overseas in bahrain on nov 10. which was wonderful. he was home for a month, and then we up and moved to gitmo. fun fun.. anyway, during that month, my son-who is now6, came into our bedroom, to tell us he was up {it was a school day} and so we got out of bed, we're both naked sleepers. well kyle {my son} looks over at my dh, and says just as matter of factly as possible "dad, whats with the hair on your peepee" {at which point i turned away, because i was trying soo hard not to laugh} and my dh says 'dont worry kyle, when you get older, you'll get hair there to".. kyle was like ok.. and left the room, and i busted out laughing... andrew just kinda sat there, shakinng his head..lol.. well, we get down here to cuba, and we were in the car rental place, and we were filling out forms, to rent a car for two days, and they needed my id, so i could be a registered driver on the car. ok fine, so kyle says can i drive? and i said, "no hunny, your not old enough, when you get older you can drive"... and a minute later, he says {in a fairly loud voice} ----(you realize where thsi is going right?!?!) "When i get older, ill get hair on my peepee!" both andrew and i were like, kyle stop talking right now... and the guy that was filling out the rest of the paperwork pipes up with "well, how about those mets...." lol!!

anyway.. thought it was funny, and wanted to share...

OMG! LMAO

 

[5pintshefound]

lol, the amazing thing, was it was like 10 days or so between the two thing.. i honestly thought he had forgotten the whole hair on peepee conversation! lol

 

[TBKahuna123]

lol, the amazing thing, was it was like 10 days or so between the two thing.. i honestly thought he had forgotten the whole hair on peepee conversation! lol

That's just it, you never know when they're gonna break out the embarassing story!!!

 

[5pintshefound]

haha, i *almost* cant wait till hes oh... 17 and brings a girlfriend home..
hehehe

 

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[EJFan]

... in a very ostentatious tone of voice, "I can touch my penis!"

i'm anxiously waiting for the day that mine grows enough for me to do use this very phrase.

 

[Sexy Sandy]

Lovely stories, my girl once went running off in Tesco's and came back to the till with a large pkt of pampers and announced in a loud voice "Got these for you mummy, so now u and dad can try even harder for a baby sister for my birthday".

 

[fr34k_n45ty]

Aww cute story. It's always funny to hear what their minds come up with.

Sex Sandy, thats one of the cutes things I heard in a while.

 

[Cathleen]

Thanks for the fun stories. I love how kids just let it out.