A man in a onesie

I really am stunning aren't I? You should see the looks I get when I am walking through the grocery store. I just know the laughter is nervous giggles from the ladies who are clearly beside themselves with lust. You should see how I thump my fruit.

A present? Hmmmm not sure the onesie needs any bling bling distractions.

I'm sure the thumping of your fruit inspires shock and awe throughout the produce department.

Ah, maybe you're right. Mittens could be overkill. Why mess with the classic beauty of the one piece pajama set?
 
I'm sure the thumping of your fruit inspires shock and awe throughout the produce department.

Ah, maybe you're right. Mittens could be overkill. Why mess with the classic beauty of the one piece pajama set?

It is tough to change a classic. The onesie is timeless. It would be like trying to give Mona Lisa some earrings, but unlike her you can take me off the wall and play with me.
 
Oooohhh hot damn or are you simply Hawt :D

It does get hot in this bad boy. It was 74 degrees here yesterday. When that happens I just start unbuttoning from the top down. By mid summer all the buttons are off an the flap is down. I am also going commando at that time so I can let the boys breathe. For precautionary reason I use SPF120 as not to burn any delicate areas.
 
I do believe you rock the onesie, my friend....

Have you given any thought to trying a picture with a snuggie on?


:kiss::D
 
outstanding! and give grandpa my phone number, i'm willing to give it a once over if there ain't a grandma around....:D

Once over is about all you are going to get out of my Grandpa. Grandma is no longer around so he is all yours. You might want to crush up some Viagra and a baby aspirin into his oatmeal so he is lucid and ready to go. Nothing like those long, cold, bony fingers caressing your nether regions.
 
I do believe you rock the onesie, my friend....

Have you given any thought to trying a picture with a snuggie on?


:kiss::D

Blasphemy!!!!!

A Snuggie is a onesie bitch. If they were both in prison the onesie would shank the Snuggie and fuck it's dead sleeve.
 
Once over is about all you are going to get out of my Grandpa. Grandma is no longer around so he is all yours. You might want to crush up some Viagra and a baby aspirin into his oatmeal so he is lucid and ready to go. Nothing like those long, cold, bony fingers caressing your nether regions.

hey hey hey...do not ruin this for me! i am very impressionable! i may not ever get that picture out of my head.....dang.:D
 
hey hey hey...do not ruin this for me! i am very impressionable! i may not ever get that picture out of my head.....dang.:D

Damn I thought it would turn you on even more. I hadn't even gotten in to him gumming your clit.

Damn it my poor grandpa is never going to get laid again.
 
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