A new approach

[Special Someone]

*tackles SS to the ground, taking her jeans off and playing with her hoo hoo

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Who told you I had jeans on??

 

[tealeaves1984]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Who told you I had jeans on??

I have eyes and ears everywhere...

 

[Special Someone]

I have eyes and ears everywhere...

Damnittttttt

I knew someone was looking in my window

 

[tealeaves1984]

Damnittttttt

I knew someone was looking in my window

yeh that was my 1st Henchman... I sent him on a mission

 

[Special Someone]

yeh that was my 1st Henchman... I sent him on a mission

did you say 1st?

There's more than one?

 

[tealeaves1984]

did you say 1st?

There's more than one?

I have eyes and ears everywhere

my newest recruit is Henchman number 38254

 

[Special Someone]

I have eyes and ears everywhere

my newest recruit is Henchman number 38254

Oh fuckkkkk

 

[tealeaves1984]

Oh fuckkkkk

they are all clones of me, also...

 

[Special Someone]

they are all clones of me, also...

<files a restraining order>

 

[tealeaves1984]

<files a restraining order>

why would you wanna do that?

 

[Special Someone]

why would you wanna do that?

Henchemen...scary

 

[tealeaves1984]

Henchemen...scary

oh did i tell you that my number 1 Henchman is actually the real me?

 

[Special Someone]

oh did i tell you that my number 1 Henchman is actually the real me?

Ohhhh....

 

[tealeaves1984]

Ohhhh....

indeed... and the real me knows where you live, as the real me followed you home last night... tonight, he's gonna go in an cook you dinner and treat you to a SS night

 

[Special Someone]

indeed... and the real me knows where you live, as the real me followed you home last night... tonight, he's gonna go in an cook you dinner and treat you to a SS night

Portobello mushrooms???

 

[tealeaves1984]

Portobello mushrooms???

baked, with, perhaps a red pesto crumb... and topped with melted brie?

 

[Special Someone]

baked, with, perhaps a red pesto crumb... and topped with melted brie?

<trembles in pleasure>

geezus...

 

[tealeaves1984]

<trembles in pleasure>

geezus...

then for dessert.... a special of mine...

meringue, cream, strawberries, all mixed together and laced with Drambuie...

I call it a strawberry fool

 

[Special Someone]

then for dessert.... a special of mine...

meringue, cream, strawberries, all mixed together and laced with Drambuie...

I call it a strawberry fool

<whimpers>

OH MY GOD that sounds good

 

[tealeaves1984]

<whimpers>

OH MY GOD that sounds good

then for a second helping of dessert.... you have to go up to your bedroom....

 

[Special Someone]

then for a second helping of dessert.... you have to go up to your bedroom....

omg....behave Pauly

 

[tealeaves1984]

omg....behave Pauly

sheesh...

 

[Special Someone]

sheesh...

<smiles brightly>

 

[tealeaves1984]

<smiles brightly>

how's work? xxx

 

[Special Someone]

how's work? xxx

As you can tell...I've gotten shitall done.

So...very good!