MatMacL616
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WAIT PORN LIES?!?!?!?
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Thoughts on getting your hair...wet?True, but.. like.. we don't have ground rules set for this kind of thing. I mean the thread rules say, "Mind your P's and Q's," but I don't know if that extends to impromptu orgies. How do you kindly tell someone to fuck your ass or to not cum in my hair? I mean...come'on.. the rules...be proper!
Word.Also, Polite Ejaculation is a fantastic album name
True.. and consent. We're all about consent and asking politely before cumming on any one or in any orifice.Well, suppose it depends on your taste in porn and/or the receiving partners preference.
WAIT PORN LIES?!?!?!?
Okay, first off.. that's hot as hell.. but no, full hair wash night is like in two days, tonight conditioner rinse.Thoughts on getting your hair...wet?
Also, Polite Ejaculation is a fantastic album name
True.Word.
I have no idea why you think I can wrangle him off anywhere? He does seem more caffeinated than normal thoughTrue.
My thread is broken now. I blame @Booboobear84
I need @ShaneoD to wrangle your ass to better pastures Or laugh at the mass destruction.
I think posting a pic would reclaim it.True.
My thread is broken now. I blame @Booboobear84
I need @ShaneoD to wrangle your ass to better pastures Or laugh at the mass destruction.
You don't have bewbs and are a cooler head than me. I figured you could coax him away with ice cream or something while I bar the doors.I have no idea why you think I can wrangle him off anywhere? He does seem more caffeinated than normal though
Post a picture you say.. I HAD a perfectly nice pic and somewhat erotic story and y'all left it a page or so back for this festival of debauchery.I think posting a pic would reclaim it.
Pardon me. I have something to do suddenly.Post a picture you say.. I HAD a perfectly nice pic and somewhat erotic story and y'all left it a page or so back for this festival of debauchery.
Mesmerizing! Love the leg art on display. Have my next tat scheduled for next week.Part 2.
The empty glass was set aside, he stood and walked to the bed with an enviable causal ease. Each step closer making my heart beat faster and jump into my throat.
His hand came to rest against my cheek, calloused thumb grazing my bottom lip.. I feared he would feel the pounding in my veins. The light touch enough to send a warmth surging between my thighs, the lace catching as they subtly rub together. The smell of his cologne mingled with the bourbon and filled my senses. His eyes.. the baby blue depths felt as if they would drown me in their intensity and warmth.
"Lay back, my Muse." His voice was slow and warm as molasses in the summer sun. He followed me down to the bed, never losing contact with my cheek even as he crawled onto the bed to lay next to me. The kiss that followed... Jesus. Is it normal for a kiss to make you tremble all over?
The tickle of his beard against my skin, the ever present touch of his hand to my cheek..stroking it as our tongues danced. Was it minutes? Hours later? Time stopped having any meaning as his lips traced along my jawline, nestling in the crook of my neck.. My own hands finding his hair, his back.. grasping to hold on as I lose myself in a fantasy made reality. His hand sliding from my cheek, down..down..down.. resting on my tight clad thigh, giving it a gentle squeeze. Finger tips tracing the designs..
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You used your detective skills, Bravo!Mesmerizing! Love the leg art on display. Have my next tat scheduled for next week.
It was a simple serving of Black Tea with cream & sugar and a shot of whiskey when no one was looking, darling. That's all. A touch of raunch and nothing more.Perfectly nice makes it sound like a delightful cup of hot tea on a winters day. It’s furiously sexy and erotic
Last one was on my ankle. This one is going just above my elbow. It's a smallish one that is absolutely a dad joke, which is why I love it.You used your detective skills, Bravo!
Ohhh.. on your thigh? Calf? Ankle? A whole leg sleeve?!
Show me when it's done? Pwease?Last one was on my ankle. This one is going just above my elbow. It's a smallish one that is absolutely a dad joke, which is why I love it.
So much classier that way...A sophisticated soupçon of raunch, yes quite.
Will do.Show me when it's done? Pwease?
I had to quintuple check that I didn’t write a sophisticated soupçon of ranch. That’s a different thread entirely.So much classier that way...
Hehe. While I do enjoy ranch in small amounts, adding it into an erotic encounter or photo is a no go.. So good job on using the right word the first time.I had to quintuple check that I didn’t write a sophisticated soupçon of ranch. That’s a different thread entirely.
Back to tea and cucumber sandwhiches, scones with clotted cream and jam, with a classy B & W photos.The inclusion of ranch would decidedly not fall under the minding Ps and Qs rubric. Incremental steps back to civilization after todays carnage.
A champagne would pair nicely with it..but a gin and tonic would as well.Someone with a keener palette than mine would certainly be able to offer a spirit pairing for your return to niceties.
I do know that bourbon, all of the whiskies really, is my preferred companion to your impeccable B&Ws