ultimate_nerdslut
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cats said:
ok ok ok... so I have to treat gotcha gotcha.... *frowns* I'm thinking we go somewhere cheap...
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ok ok ok... so I have to treat gotcha gotcha.... *frowns* I'm thinking we go somewhere cheap...
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ultimate_nerdslut said:
well hell, we're behind, theres lost time that must be made up.
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I think sex should come with a warning. "Sex is not 100% satisfactory. To achieve reasonable satisfaction use 3 to 4 times. Side effects include: Dehydration, Exhaustion, Insomnia, sudden loss of self esteem, unpleasant taste, odor, and in some cases pregnancies. Sex does not prevent the transfer of STUDS such as HIV. If an erection lasts for more then four hours, stop and contact a physician. Other side effects were mild and commonly shotgun weddings."
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cats said:
well played sir
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*smirks* Unsatisfactory? *sighs* Another fear...
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Ultimate_Nerdslut said:
no need to fret love, Im good at it, and even if your not, ill have a good time either way lol
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*slaps her forehead and laughs* Oh... I'm sure I'll do fine... I just don't want to be left hanging... like the 'issue' in Feb...
He said it was my fault... *shrugs*
He said it was my fault... *shrugs*
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ultimate_nerdslut said:
im sorry love, if i were in vegas hed catch a beatin'
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To belay another common fear of virgin women. Yes it will fit.
Personaly my first time I was so nerves I was at it for two hours or so and still didn't go. It was the second or third time I managed to finish, I don't recall which. She didn't get off from sex until maybe six months to a year later. Now we are both good at it.
Another unpleasent experince is going in the first minute, I only did it once, and my ego still ocasionaly feels the scar.
Why the hell am I posting this?
Personaly my first time I was so nerves I was at it for two hours or so and still didn't go. It was the second or third time I managed to finish, I don't recall which. She didn't get off from sex until maybe six months to a year later. Now we are both good at it.
Another unpleasent experince is going in the first minute, I only did it once, and my ego still ocasionaly feels the scar.
Why the hell am I posting this?
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Jedi_Khan said:
by god lad, We need to get a team in there immediately.
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rengadeirishman said:
It's fine... he lives in LA...
and Cats... I know it will fit *smiles* I have toys... I am not the virgin that is afraid to have toys... I was once but not anymore...
*smiles* Yes I know this too Jedi... He was more concerned with his two blowjobs that he was with whether or not I was satisfied *shrugs* It's fine he's an idiot... I did cry when I told my ex about it... I thought he would be mad even though we weren't dating... and he told me I was being silly and that he was now afraid to tell me what he had done in my absense... he's only been with two women...
I cried there too but I'm not mad at him... Just worried about his health... fucking uniform chasers...
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well all, as much as id like to continue bullshittin' with ya, its like 4 here so its time for me to get on that sleep tip with immediate effect.
goodnight Jedi, the emergency response team is en route as we speak.
goodnight cats, always a pleasure
goodnight Jenny, ill be seeing you later one way or another
goodnight moon.
goodnight Jedi, the emergency response team is en route as we speak.
goodnight cats, always a pleasure
goodnight Jenny, ill be seeing you later one way or another
goodnight moon.
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cats said:
It was sweet really *hugs*
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rengadeirishman said:well all, as much as id like to continue bullshittin' with ya, its like 4 here so its time for me to get on that sleep tip with immediate effect.
goodnight Jedi, the emergency response team is en route as we speak.
goodnight cats, always a pleasure
goodnight Jenny, ill be seeing you later one way or another
goodnight moon.
LOL! Good night Dan! I am off to bed too... I wor early tomorrow and I worked a ten hour today...
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Jedi_Khan said:
They're on foot too so... I'm thinking november-ish...
