A Rare Sight

[Svedish_Chef]

5 and 1/2" OK now I am worried... you haven't killed anyone with it before have you Carl?

 

[Nicole]

Hey someone help Carl off the floor

Wow, I bet you keep your partner staisfied.

I don't like looking at cock's actually, call me wierd, but I don't.

So Carl did you go get hard just for the measuring??? If so, do you need help with that

Hey I'm Australian, I can get away with saying that.

 

[Carl East]

I did get hard for the measuring Nicole, and it was thanks to a good friend who gave me the motivation, but now it won't go down.lol

Carl.

 

[OldDog]

I see this ... I mean THAT ... and I keep wodnering if that old phrase of "everything looks 20 pounds heavier on TV" applies to a monitor???

Carl ... DO you wanr the ladies to stand back before you drop your pants or just let it slap them in the head on the way out???

 

[Nicole]

Carl ... DO you wanr the ladies to stand back before you drop your pants or just let it slap them in the head on the way out???

LMFAO @ Olddog. That was fucking brilliant

 

[Carl East]

I see this ... I mean THAT ... and I keep wondering if that old phrase of "everything looks 20 pounds heavier on TV" applies to a monitor?

You might be joking, but I think you're right, it does appear to be bigger in that photo than it really is, but it also adds to the enjoyment.lol

Carl.

 

[April]

You're just loving this, aren't you, Carl? LOL I can just imagine the big, ear to ear grin on your face as you read the responses.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

My jaw dropped...literally.

Nice!

 

[Carl East]

You're just loving this, aren't you, Carl? LOL I can just imagine the big, ear to ear grin on your face as you read the responses.

You couldn't be more accurate April, I don't think my grin has left my face for two days.lol

It's very interesting getting the views of people I don't really know that well, and all talking about my cock.lol

Carl.

 

[OUTSIDER]

mommy always said there were no monster's.

Come on put that thing away before you catch cold.
By the way was your dick designed by the same person who designed KillerMuffin's power wagon, I mean talk about two trobbing monster's on one BB.

 

[Mia]

It's very interesting getting the views of people I don't really know that well, and all talking about my cock.lol
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Carl, I left my comment on the thread that Cheyenne started over on the amateur pic board.

Was that “mouth watering masterpiece” really your inspiration? It would be mine.

 

[Juliangel]

Carl~ Very impressive and by your measurements you are about the same size as my honey, although he is slightly bigger around he measuers 6 to 6.5 depending on what I do with my tonuge before I measure him.

Ladies~ From experience I can tell you that yes Carl's size is indeed impressive and enjoyable. Any woman having Carl in her in box would be a very happy and stretched woman and your grin would be bigger than the one of pride Carl has been wearing this week.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Egads Carl!

I don't know whether to gawk at it or feed it peanuts!

LOL

 

[sallygirl]

I don't like looking at cock's actually, call me wierd, but I don't.

It is a lovely cock, Carl. I mean, seriously! But I'm with Nicole - I find something disturbing about pics of just genitals (male or female). Maybe it dehumanizes the errr... organs or something.

 

[Carl East]

Egads Carl!
I don't know whether to gawk at it or feed it peanuts!
LOL

Peanuts are good, but pussy is better.LOL


Sallygirl: Funnily enough, I actually agree with you, I've always thought that the male/female genitals were not that attractive. Yet we all love them, strange isn't it.

Carl.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

What's up with that, darling?

You are just being cocky now, Sir Carl!
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Is that a gun in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?
~Mae West~

 

[Gingersnap]

So it's true then men's cocks really are bigger then their brains?

THE PREVIOUS COMMENT WAS MEANT TO BE IN JEST ONLY AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE OWNERS OR THE WEB MISTRESS OR WEBMASTER.

 

[Carl East]

My Lovely Bella, I would love to be Cocky with you, or in you.lol

Carl.

 

[Gaucho]

This gives a whole new meaning to the expression:

"I wouldn't fuck you with Carl East's dick."

or is it

"I'd like to fuck you with Carl East's dick."

Sometimes, I get so confused.

 

[Carl East]

"I'd like to fuck you with Carl East's dick."

I'd like you to as well.LOL

Carl.

 

[sallygirl]

That's funny, I'm not familiar with that expression. LOL

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Do I detect a "Cock-knee" accent, Sir Carl?

My Lovely Bella, I would love to be Cocky with you, or in you.

.... my my my *fanning myself frantically* ... it certainly is getting hot in here ...

... all this talk bout cyber fucking with Sir Carl's cock ..

... well i guess if i must, i must ... it's a tough job but someone has to do it ... lol ...

Butt you promised you would spank me first darling ... you know that makes me more hot for you ...
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Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
~Lady Marmalade~

 

[Carl East]

Now you know Bella, that if I got you over my lap, you'd talk about the first thing that came up.lol

Besides, how can I ravish you in front of all these nice people.

Carl.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Good point, Sir Carl!

Originally posted by Carl East Bella ... how can I ravish you in front of all these nice people.

... you have a good point (lol) ...

if we did that, then people might think we are exhibitionists or something ...
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Every picture tells a story, don't it?
~Rod Stewart~

 

[Sonora]

Re: Good point, Sir Carl!

Originally posted by Carl East Bella ... how can I ravish you in front of all these nice people.

... you have a good point (lol) ...

if we did that, then people might think we are exhibitionists or something ...
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Every picture tells a story, don't it?
~Rod Stewart~

First, whoever said we were nice?
Second, there's nothing wrong with a little exhibitionism.