~ a secret place ~

[Speakeasy.Troy]

GUTS or BALLS ?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

^ That was hilarious. . .!

 

[~Coquette~]

Anybody home?

 

[His lil secret]

Get some rest hissy! I'm off for a bit too. Nice to meet you virgin_not.

Everyone please be good to one another and have a great day!


GUTS or BALLS ?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Sissy !! lmaoo !!
You're just so precious honeygirl

 

[His lil secret]

nite lil secrets

congrats on making 100 posts !

 

[His lil secret]

Good morning, everyone. Beautiful day outside, but I've got road construction crews in front of my house. Grrr. I hate road construction. Messy and loud. Maybe I'll have to find something to do today away from home.

Secret, hope you're feeling better soon, sweetie.

Hope everyone has a great day!!

for all the ladies
for all the guys

*construction.. perk*
are they working without their shirts on ??????
enjoy your day babygirl and ty for the well wishes

 

[His lil secret]

Pita does like funtime and releasing pent up frustrations. Should I tell my Joe that I have needs that must be met before he has a crazy pita to deal with?

Hi Beachgurl, I hope you are having a good day!


Everyone else (((((hugs))))))

oohhh i think you should

you two have some catching up to do

 

[His lil secret]

*waves to coquette and troy*

hope today has been good to you

 

[Raindear816]

^ That was hilarious. . .!

Thanks Troy.

Coquette, good to see you again.

(((((((((((Hissy)))))))))) Glad you liked the jokes too. Humor is imperative in life, don't you agree? feeling better?

 

[His lil secret]

Thanks Troy.

Coquette, good to see you again.

(((((((((((Hissy)))))))))) Glad you liked the jokes too. Humor is imperative in life, don't you agree? feeling better?

I do wholeheartedly agree angel

yes ma'am.. feeling much better after my catnap

we're sposed to have some bad storms roll through here from now till the evening. not sure what that will do for my online time
they are posting tornado watches too.. !! eek !!
if i don't see any of you tonight.. have a great evening and the sweetest of dreams.
I love you sissy.

 

[~Coquette~]

*waves to coquette and troy*

hope today has been good to you

Hello hun!

 

[Raindear816]

I do wholeheartedly agree angel

yes ma'am.. feeling much better after my catnap

we're sposed to have some bad storms roll through here from now till the evening. not sure what that will do for my online time
they are posting tornado watches too.. !! eek !!
if i don't see any of you tonight.. have a great evening and the sweetest of dreams.
I love you sissy.

Oh gracious hissy-love! Please be careful. I hope the storms dissipate and everyone stays safe. I love you too!

 

[BeachGurl2]

*construction.. perk*
are they working without their shirts on ??????
enjoy your day babygirl and ty for the well wishes

Unfortunately, no. I keep peeking out there to check . . .

 

[Speakeasy.Troy]

*waves to coquette and troy*

hope today has been good to you

Hi back secret (ooh, and coquette too) and yes it's been all good.

 

[~Coquette~]

Hi back secret (ooh, and coquette too) and yes it's been all good.

Hey Troy

 

[MrFantasyMan]

To all the beautiful ladies...


one must wonder why they call this place a secret...

 

[His lil secret]

Hello hun!

hi sweets

it's all sushiney and bright outside now... crazy weather !!!

you be careful on your end

 

[His lil secret]

Oh gracious hissy-love! Please be careful. I hope the storms dissipate and everyone stays safe. I love you too!

well they say if you don't like the st louis weather to stick around. it'll change in five minutes

i guess it blew south of me. sure did get mean looking for a while
((((((((((angel)))))))))

 

[His lil secret]

Unfortunately, no. I keep peeking out there to check . . .

that's my girl LOL

 

[His lil secret]

Hi back secret (ooh, and coquette too) and yes it's been all good.

((((troy))))

 

[His lil secret]

To all the beautiful ladies...


one must wonder why they call this place a secret...

Hello again MrF

How nice to see you

 

[Speakeasy.Troy]

hi sweets

it's all sushiney and bright outside now... crazy weather !!!

you be careful on your end

Weather here is crrazy! Three days ago, shorts weather. Two days ago, you couldn't even keep the lawn gnomes and flightless marine animals in your yard much less the same street due to high winds. And, now it's going to dust-up w/snow tonight! Not to mention the changes in-between. And this 3.00PM semi-darkness is dreary! El oh el.

 

[His lil secret]

Weather here is crrazy! Three days ago, shorts weather. Two days ago, you couldn't even keep the lawn gnomes and flightless marine animals in your yard much less the same street due to high winds. And, now it's going to dust-up w/snow tonight! Not to mention the changes in-between. And this 3.00PM semi-darkness is dreary! El oh el.

*giggle*


that brings to mind a joke my dad once told me..
how do you tell a city girl from a country girl??

city girls hold their hair when the wind blows.. country girls hold their skirts

 

[Speakeasy.Troy]

how do you tell a city girl from a country girl??

city girls hold their hair when the wind blows.. country girls hold their skirts

Haha!

 

[20smoke]

Thank you sugar

I hope things are getting better for you .. you're a very sweet man and you have a home here for as long as you need it

Drive safely..

Honey I'm home!

Here I am encouraged to flirt with beautiful women, run around naked, and drink heavily... why would I ever leave

Hi secret
Hi ash/angel
Hi coquette
and hello to everyone else

 

[Raindear816]

Honey I'm home!

Here I am encouraged to flirt with beautiful women, run around naked, and drink heavily... why would I ever leave

Hi secret
Hi ash/angel
Hi coquette
and hello to everyone else

I always like it when your banana dances.

smoke, darlin' we hope you stay a long time.