~ a secret place ~

[20smoke]

too much time on my hands....

ok do I get to post the first holiday season joke?

waiting for objections....

here we gooooooo......

Dec. 24th, Santa is making his rounds delivering toys around the world...

He comes down a chimney and goes to work putting out presents, he noices a sweet old lady there with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk.
She says " Santa you've always been so good to our family, won't you sit down and rest a minute and have a snack"
Santa says
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go.. must ake toys to all the good little boys and girls you know"
touches his nose and disappears up the chimney

His rounds continue and about an hour later, as he''s filling stockings a man appears with a prime rib and a Sam Adams and says ' Santa, you've always been so good to me and my family, just got a new job and can repay you a little, sit down and enjoy this steak and a cold beer"
Santa shakes his head and says
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go... gotta take toys to all the good little boys and girls you know"
touches his nose and disappears up the chimney

30 minutes later Santa comes down the chimney to find Angelina Jolie, naked on a bear skin rug
she says" Ohhh, Santa baby... you've always been soo good to me, come over here and let me be good to you a while..."

Santa looks at her, looks at the chimney, looks at her, wipes his forehead adjusts his pants and says
"Hey, Hey, Hey... think I'm gonna stay... can't get up the chimney with THIS in the way!"

seasons greetings

did you like that ash?

 

[snowhugs]

too much time on my hands....

ok do I get to post the first holiday season joke?

waiting for objections....

here we gooooooo......

Dec. 24th, Santa is making his rounds delivering toys around the world...

He comes down a chimney and goes to work putting out presents, he noices a sweet old lady there with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk.
She says " Santa you've always been so good to our family, won't you sit down and rest a minute and have a snack"
Santa says
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go.. must ake toys to all the good little boys and girls you know"
touches his nose and disappears up the chimney

His rounds continue and about an hour later, as he''s filling stockings a man appears with a prime rib and a Sam Adams and says ' Santa, you've always been so good to me and my family, just got a new job and can repay you a little, sit down and enjoy this steak and a cold beer"
Santa shakes his head and says
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go... gotta take toys to all the good little boys and girls you know"
touches his nose and disappears up the chimney

30 minutes later Santa comes down the chimney to find Angelina Jolie, naked on a bear skin rug
she says" Ohhh, Santa baby... you've always been soo good to me, come over here and let me be good to you a while..."

Santa looks at her, looks at the chimney, looks at her, wipes his forehead adjusts his pants and says
"Hey, Hey, Hey... think I'm gonna stay... can't get up the chimney with THIS in the way!"

seasons greetings

did you like that ash?

Lmao, that was funny

 

[His lil secret]

((((((((lovely Hissy)))))))))))) I love and miss you! I was stuck taking care of my friend Jill's lil kids (her daughter is a HELLCAT!). I'm so grateful for you and all your have brought to my life.

((((((((((((((((mysmokiebaby))))))))))))))) my thoughts will be consumed with you today. And I'll be rooting for #20 Tony! *slips on her #20 shirt and her miami dolphins thong panties

((((((((((((((Precious Liza)))))))))))) dear sissy I am so sorry about Bre. We'll keep thinking and praying positive.

((((((((((Everyone)))))))))))))

Have a great Saturday and be good to one another.

((((((((angel sissy))))))))
you're a braver one than i sissy lol


the love i have for you knows no boundaries my sweet sissy love

 

[His lil secret]

too much time on my hands....

ok do I get to post the first holiday season joke?

waiting for objections....

here we gooooooo......

Dec. 24th, Santa is making his rounds delivering toys around the world...

He comes down a chimney and goes to work putting out presents, he noices a sweet old lady there with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk.
She says " Santa you've always been so good to our family, won't you sit down and rest a minute and have a snack"
Santa says
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go.. must ake toys to all the good little boys and girls you know"
touches his nose and disappears up the chimney

His rounds continue and about an hour later, as he''s filling stockings a man appears with a prime rib and a Sam Adams and says ' Santa, you've always been so good to me and my family, just got a new job and can repay you a little, sit down and enjoy this steak and a cold beer"
Santa shakes his head and says
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go... gotta take toys to all the good little boys and girls you know"
touches his nose and disappears up the chimney

30 minutes later Santa comes down the chimney to find Angelina Jolie, naked on a bear skin rug
she says" Ohhh, Santa baby... you've always been soo good to me, come over here and let me be good to you a while..."

Santa looks at her, looks at the chimney, looks at her, wipes his forehead adjusts his pants and says
"Hey, Hey, Hey... think I'm gonna stay... can't get up the chimney with THIS in the way!"

seasons greetings

did you like that ash?

oh my !!! *giggles*

 

[His lil secret]

Hello everyone,

Hope you are all having a good weekend

Its cold enough to free a brass monkeys bits off here

(((((snow)))))

hope yours is equally as good sweety

 

[Guest]

Hello everyone

 

[Raindear816]

((((((((angel sissy))))))))
you're a braver one than i sissy lol


the love i have for you knows no boundaries my sweet sissy love

(((((((((Hissy))))))))))) you know, I couldn't have said that better myself. I love you oodles!! Awesome sigline, btw.

(((snow)))

((((((((family))))))))))

((((((((((((((((smokebaby))))))))))))))) I'd love it if you were here right now.

Hi (((funone))) how ya doin?

 

[Guest]

(((((((((Hissy))))))))))) you know, I couldn't have said that better myself. I love you oodles!! Awesome sigline, btw.

(((snow)))

((((((((family))))))))))

((((((((((((((((smokebaby))))))))))))))) I'd love it if you were here right now.

Hi (((funone))) how ya doin?

Good thanks and you sweet one

 

[Raindear816]

Good thanks and you sweet one

I'm fine thank you. Captain Sunshine has The Ring 2 playing It's creepy as hell!

 

[Guest]

I'm fine thank you. Captain Sunshine has The Ring 2 playing It's creepy as hell!

I just got back in town. Did I miss anything??

 

[Guest]

I guess I can answer that one my self I missed His lil secret, you,
and Snowhugs

 

[~Coquette~]

Hello!

 

[Guest]

Hello!

Hello Coquette

 

[Raindear816]

I guess I can answer that one my self I missed His lil secret, you,
and Snowhugs

Thank you hunny. Well some wonderful things have happened, but mostly we've all been good to one another.

Sorry I left a while ago. Kids wanted to use the computer.

Did ya go anywhere fun?

Hi Coquette

 

[TantaLiza]

{{{{{Tantaliza}}}}}... ....continued prayers and strength...today and everyday. You are more special than you know...

MrFM

 

[TantaLiza]

Hugs to my sissys!!

Hope everyone had a restful day!!

I should be baking right now but I decided to lurk/post a bit before I sleep... figured it would be just as easy to get up early so everything was REALLY fresh for lunch!!

Have to admit tasting a fresh Nectar Cake will bring back wonderful memories of my grandmother whose recipe it was...

Blowin' s....

 

[Guest]

Thank you hunny. Well some wonderful things have happened, but mostly we've all been good to one another.

Sorry I left a while ago. Kids wanted to use the computer.

Did ya go anywhere fun?

Hi Coquette

That's ok I Had to go to Houston for work

 

[20smoke]

Good Morning

secret

liza- still in our prayers

ash- missing you sooooooo much

what made me smile today (other than ash )- Jeff Gordon NOT being in the championship chase

hey buddy- 3:00 = SHOWTIME!!! Go Tony!

as usual back to ash- had many sweet and more notsosweet dreams of you thinking of you nonf'nstop

 

[His lil secret]

good morning and happy sunday my friends

your quote for the day:

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. ~Ruth Ann Schabacker

a very clever observation

leaving some hugs and kisses for those that need them. and funone. i'm so very glad you made it home safe and sound

good luck today tony

hmm it just hit me, smoke and ash..... yep, they do create some flames around here
and i do love seeing it *soft smile*

love to all

 

[His lil secret]

speak of the devil

g'morning (((smoke)))

 

[TantaLiza]

Good morning to my family!!

Hope something good happens for each of you today!!

I'm off in my lucky Ireland boxers to the kitchen to bake for a while...
Take care....

 

[His lil secret]

(((((((sissy Liza)))))))))


that nectar cake you spoke of sounds DELISH!!

sending some hugs and good thoughts for your friends too

 

[Guest]

Good morning everyone

 

[Guest]

good morning and happy sunday my friends

your quote for the day:

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. ~Ruth Ann Schabacker

a very clever observation

leaving some hugs and kisses for those that need them. and funone. i'm so very glad you made it home safe and sound

good luck today tony

hmm it just hit me, smoke and ash..... yep, they do create some flames around here
and i do love seeing it *soft smile*

love to all

Thanks little one it's good to be back

 

[20smoke]

something good already happened to me today...

I heard from ash