20smoke
Ubi fumus, ibi ignis
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well since I'm all alone here ....
time for another story.....
Little Johnny's dad returns home from a business trip
Lil Johnny runs up " Dad what did you bring me?"
Lil Johnny's dad gives him a box of Tic Tac's and goes inside the house.
After changing clothes Lil Johnny's dad goes to the door to watch his son playing....
He sees Lil Johnny throw a Tic Tac in the air, catch it in his mouth, picks up the cat and bites it on the ass, then yells "wooo, wooo" and runs across the yard.
Well that seemed strange, so Lil Johnny's dad decides to watch him a while longer....
Lil Johnny walks back across the yard, shakes out a Tic Tac- throws it up in the air and catches it in his mouth, picks up the cat and bites it on the ass, then yells " wooo, wooo" and runs across the yard.
OK, thats enough. "Lil Johnny you get in here"
Lil Johnny comes to the door and his dad says " what the hell are you doing?"
Lil Johnny says "playing truck driver"
His dad says " how is that playing truck driver?"
LJ "popping pills, eating pussy and rolling on!"
time for another story.....
Little Johnny's dad returns home from a business trip
Lil Johnny runs up " Dad what did you bring me?"
Lil Johnny's dad gives him a box of Tic Tac's and goes inside the house.
After changing clothes Lil Johnny's dad goes to the door to watch his son playing....
He sees Lil Johnny throw a Tic Tac in the air, catch it in his mouth, picks up the cat and bites it on the ass, then yells "wooo, wooo" and runs across the yard.
Well that seemed strange, so Lil Johnny's dad decides to watch him a while longer....
Lil Johnny walks back across the yard, shakes out a Tic Tac- throws it up in the air and catches it in his mouth, picks up the cat and bites it on the ass, then yells " wooo, wooo" and runs across the yard.
OK, thats enough. "Lil Johnny you get in here"
Lil Johnny comes to the door and his dad says " what the hell are you doing?"
Lil Johnny says "playing truck driver"
His dad says " how is that playing truck driver?"
LJ "popping pills, eating pussy and rolling on!"

I am so proud of you, my precious Tim! I love you baby
