KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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Before I go to bed.
A Problem visited me last night, when I was trying to sleep. Fitfully, I tossed and turned, trying to stay asleep, but the inexorably insistent tongue woke me up.
Then I gave the Problem an illegal in all 50 states lapdance, and all of the stiffness went away.
Until a perverted Angel showed up and did some intense, I mean intense things with chocolate ice cream and my body. The Problem got another stiffy.
I didn't know they allowed Angels, even perverted ones, to do those kinds of things with Problems. Shocked, I was shocked I tell you. So was the Problem, if his crossed eyes and yowling was any indication.
Of course, the perverted Angel had a deliciously creamy center after that.
A Problem visited me last night, when I was trying to sleep. Fitfully, I tossed and turned, trying to stay asleep, but the inexorably insistent tongue woke me up.
Then I gave the Problem an illegal in all 50 states lapdance, and all of the stiffness went away.
Until a perverted Angel showed up and did some intense, I mean intense things with chocolate ice cream and my body. The Problem got another stiffy.
I didn't know they allowed Angels, even perverted ones, to do those kinds of things with Problems. Shocked, I was shocked I tell you. So was the Problem, if his crossed eyes and yowling was any indication.
Of course, the perverted Angel had a deliciously creamy center after that.

