A sexual fantasy...

KillerMuffin

Seraphically Disinclined
Joined
Jul 29, 2000
Posts
25,603
Before I go to bed.

A Problem visited me last night, when I was trying to sleep. Fitfully, I tossed and turned, trying to stay asleep, but the inexorably insistent tongue woke me up.

Then I gave the Problem an illegal in all 50 states lapdance, and all of the stiffness went away.

Until a perverted Angel showed up and did some intense, I mean intense things with chocolate ice cream and my body. The Problem got another stiffy.

I didn't know they allowed Angels, even perverted ones, to do those kinds of things with Problems. Shocked, I was shocked I tell you. So was the Problem, if his crossed eyes and yowling was any indication.

Of course, the perverted Angel had a deliciously creamy center after that. ;)
 
That's really strange because I had a similar dream.

A little Angel flew into my bedroom and began doing sinful things to me...things that I should go to confession for next Sunday. She had a sharp tongue, but her lips were so soft.

The Angel told me she felt empty, so I did my best to fulfill her. She screamed several times, but I'm pretty sure they were screams of joy.

I told her I was hungry and she produced a Muffin out of thin air. I asked if it was for me and she said we could share it.

I began eating the Muffin...it was so sweet, absolutely perfect in every way. The beautiful Angel tasted the Muffin with me and licked her lips lasciviously as she swallowed every last bit.

The Angel and I agreed that it was the best Muffin we had ever tasted.
 
Okay, now I'm confused. Heh, like that's real hard to do, huh? lol
 
I once snuck into my gf's dark bedroom and surprised her by pouring chocolate syrup all over her body. I licked and sucked it from her breasts and her pussy and then kissed her face and neck as i rubbed my body on hers. the best part was after that when we showered together to clean up. Rubbing soap on each other was even more sensual and we had sex right there under the hot water. We both had intense orgasms and woke the neighbors screaming (I hope)


Thank you Hershey's!!!!
 
Back
Top