A Swedish only thread!

[thør]

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqF,!mEFBObsRmv2BQUN0MQvjw~~_4.JPG

 

[doowdniw]

I've owned three Volvos, does that count?

 

[thør]

I've owned three Volvos, does that count?

Only if one was a 142S, or earlier model.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W8GlMs9uIpI/UZOqm6O85BI/AAAAAAAASME/cd6jfyHBJBg/s640/Noomi+Rapace+%2814%29.jpg

 

[pfflyerhot]

1/4 Swede...

mas o menos.

SwedenSansFont

 

[doowdniw]

Only if one was a 142S, or earlier model.

Alas no, a 245, 244, and DL, but at least they were all pre-Ford.

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090414224813/uncyclopedia/images/0/0e/Windmill_headbanging.gifhttp://www.pattonmad.com/Vinyl%20&%20CD/Images/Vinyl/12/MeshuggahObzenLPUKF.jpghttp://www.allmetalfest.com/wp-content/gallery/watain-2014/dynamic/2-watain_19-nggid049241-ngg0dyn-0x0x100-00f0w010c010r110f110r010t010.jpghttp://www.avocadobooking.com/avocms/cache/com_zoo/images/Vildhjarta_f69693b14173229d7ee9345db91005c4.jpg
Sweden...land of so much br00talz...I can't possibly list them all..

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

A Swede is the worst sex ever. Never went back for seconds.

 

[Aphro]

http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1287180/size/tmg-article_tall/remembering-the-swedish-bikini-team-beer-advertising-s-forgotten-first-ladies

 

[spacekowboy]

http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1287180/size/tmg-article_tall/remembering-the-swedish-bikini-team-beer-advertising-s-forgotten-first-ladies

I birthed a few dozen knuckle babies to this issue back in the day...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

A Swede is the worst sex ever. Never went back for seconds.

you were fucking the vegetable ... and she didn't come.

 

[Adre]

Svedka, excellent vodka.

 

[vibes]

I was dating a Swedish 19 y.o. beauty back in the day; she went off with the next guy who'd hit on her in the next room while we were at a club one evening ... does that count?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Pippi_Langkous_in_Nederland_1_%28crop%29.jpg

Pippi Långstrump

 

[Aphro]

you were fucking the vegetable ... and she didn't come.

OMG, I'm dying...that's priceless!

 

[HornyVikingMN]

It's the pesky "i before e" rule... even in Sweden

www.steiglarsson.com

A minor typo in your link. I think you were going for http://www.stieglarsson.com/

 

[oggbashan]

I've owned three Volvos, does that count?

I still own three Volvos. Do they count?

 

[Mischka]

This woman?:

http://tedconfblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/maria-semple-qa.jpg

That woman is 50?! Man, Swedes age well. Woot! (We have the same high cheeks, but my chin is pointier and I'm dark. I doubt we'd be mistaken for each other.)

 

[Wings]

I like IKEA.

 

[Mischka]

From the freezer, I hope.

I assumed this was a rhetorical question. An ice box is intended to hold:

• ice
• Swedish meatballs
• aquavit
• shrimp
• lemoncello
• vodka

 

[Noor]

I assumed this was a rhetorical question. An ice box is intended to hold:

• ice
• Swedish meatballs
• aquavit
• shrimp
• lemoncello
• vodka

what? no lute fisk?

 

[Mischka]

what? no lute fisk?

*gags*

Phew. Now, what we were talking about?

*gags again*

We are not known for our cuisine, that's for damn sure.

 

[thør]

I assumed this was a rhetorical question. An ice box is intended to hold:

• ice
• Swedish meatballs
• aquavit
• shrimp
• lemoncello
• vodka

Just making sure......

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

nobody has mentioned ABBA bro?

Stew

 

[Mischka]

You just did. Thanks bro!

 

[Liar]

I can't leave you guys alone for five seconds, can I?