A thread on pickup lines least likely to be successful

[Wilson23]

Come over here, little girl, and I'll show you what I learned in prison!

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[Wilson23]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you give me a blowjob?

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You've got such a pretty mouth. I'd love to watch you sleep.

 

[Wilson23]

Well, you're below even my usual standards, but I'm getting bored with my inflatable doll!

 

[gtnlynn]

When my wife was in her 30's, a lot of younger sales reps who called on the medical office where she worked flirted with her. One walked into her office, closed the door, unzipped his pants and flopped his erect penis on her desk and said, "You want this, don't you?" It didn't work.

 

[TravisAW]

Does this handkerchief smell funny to you?