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NeonKnickers

NeonKnickers

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So this is my very first post and I'm not really sure what to say. I'm looking to spend some time just chatting about insignificant flutters of enlightenment, or really important things, too. It doesn't need to be really dirty, but I'm a really sweet perv, so it may go that way. If you want.

Well, I'm a 27 year old girl that is pretty happy. I like typical girly things like flowers and world peace. I don't mind horror movies but I feel that they are a little repetitive, therefore kinda boring. I am pretty good at eating veggie sushi with chopsticks all the while retaining my ladylikeness. (You try that, it's hard!) I like roasting marshmallows, and I actually really do like long walks on the beach!

If you can string together a sentence complete with punctuation and maybe even varied syntax, keep reading. I do well with assertive types, however I'm nice to the shy boys, too. If you're a kind boy who has an optimistic and fun go at life, you should message me now. :)
 
Varied syntax I can do, but I'd never make a promise about adequate punctuation with my track record! :)
 
Upon careful reading, I'm not sure I qualify. I cannot eat sushi of any kind with even a hint of ladylikeness. If you can overlook this, I can promise to make up for it with my better-than-average marshmallow roasting skills: I only set them on fire every once in a while.
 
I am afraid I got stuck at your handle ... visualizing neon-knickers ... a total kick!
 
TheLM said:
Varied syntax I can do, but I'd never make a promise about adequate punctuation with my track record! :)
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I'm far too new to get all snooty about it, really. It's just that I can't understand text-speak. And being confused is thumbs down. :)
 
JSensei said:
Upon careful reading, I'm not sure I qualify. I cannot eat sushi of any kind with even a hint of ladylikeness. If you can overlook this, I can promise to make up for it with my better-than-average marshmallow roasting skills: I only set them on fire every once in a while.
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While I can appreciate an evenly roasted marshmallow, I prefer to torch mine, slip off the charred skin and promptly eat it, then proceed to char the tender underneath and repeat above process till it's all gone.

I sound like a sadistic mallow monster!
 
Despite how amazingly sexy and sensuous you sound, the spice girls quote is a deal breaker. Serious business.
 
Icarus_Fallen said:
Despite how amazingly sexy and sensuous you sound, the spice girls quote is a deal breaker. Serious business.
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Oh come now, everyone has that one song that they like that they'd publicly SWEAR they hated but secretly listens to when they're alone.

>_>

<_<

And if anyone asks, I TOTALLY HATE Barbie Girl. And no, I don't know all the lyrics and can't do the voices.

Oh yeah... nailed it.
 
NeonKnickers said:
I'm far too new to get all snooty about it, really. It's just that I can't understand text-speak. And being confused is thumbs down. :)
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Well I stave off confusion whenever I can... Better to be a man unsatisfied than a swine satisfied, as they say!
 
hi there

I have to say I am a fan of your first post, I hope we chat soon as you seem like a very genuine and fun girl to get to know.

I have sent you a pm as well , I do think smarter then I type though it seems...
 
Thanks for all the messages. I have tried to reply back to most of you, except Mr. Penis Show-er Off-er. ._.
 
NeonKnickers said:
So this is my very first post and I'm not really sure what to say. I'm looking to spend some time just chatting about insignificant flutters of enlightenment, or really important things, too. It doesn't need to be really dirty, but I'm a really sweet perv, so it may go that way. If you want.

Well, I'm a 27 year old girl that is pretty happy. I like typical girly things like flowers and world peace. I don't mind horror movies but I feel that they are a little repetitive, therefore kinda boring. I am pretty good at eating veggie sushi with chopsticks all the while retaining my ladylikeness. (You try that, it's hard!) I like roasting marshmallows, and I actually really do like long walks on the beach!

If you can string together a sentence complete with punctuation and maybe even varied syntax, keep reading. I do well with assertive types, however I'm nice to the shy boys, too. If you're a kind boy who has an optimistic and fun go at life, you should message me now. :)
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Welcome to Lit Neon. :rose: Im joining this thread because you said
"adorkable".
:cool:
 
haha, if you didnt get at least a dozen messages with a comment about pie id be astounded
 
Okay! Yes. I give up. I am secretly jealous of your spice girls quote, and am sad I never put one before :(
 
JSensei said:
Everybody knows that more people will come if they think you have punch and pie.
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I don't have any punch. Just almond milk. Still good!

(how was your test? And yes, I just totally typo'ed test to be "teat".)
 
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