Advent Tease

[Apisto42]

Dear A,
I notice you’re writing from a porn site.
If this is some joke that Santa put you up to, tell him I am not flashing my bits again, that was a one time deal because someone spiked my drink
Mrs Claus

Dear Sexy Mrs. Claus,
You can let Santa know that I really really appreciated and continue to appreciate your boudoir photos that he put in my stocking last year. Especially the one of you in heels putting the angel on top of the tree!
Stickily yours,
A

 

[TunnelKing089]

Wearing green can make people around you feel more relaxed. My favorite color BTW.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Dear Sexy Mrs. Claus,
You can let Santa know that I really really appreciated and continue to appreciate your boudoir photos that he put in my stocking last year. Especially the one of you in heels putting the angel on top of the tree!
Stickily yours,
A

Dear A,
I have checked our systems, and the only boudoir photos placed in stockings last year were of Santa, in my stockings
He’s especially proud of how his buttocks looked in the photo you mention; I took nineteen hours shaving his cheeks to show them off to their best effect
Your appreciation will be taken into account when we select the boudoir photos for this year’s stockings. Please let us know if you would prefer lace or silk
Mrs Claus