Advice Thread

[PollDancer]

Free advice on almost any topic available here.

Guaranteed to be worth what you pay for it or double your funny back.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Been pretty gassy lately and don't have a wife to give a dutch oven to. What can I do?

 

[EternalFantasies]

How to attract real women to the GB?

Thanks.

 

[PollDancer]

Been pretty gassy lately and don't have a wife to give a dutch oven to. What can I do?

A: Find a nice woman who will pull your finger.

 

[PollDancer]

How to attract real women to the GB?

Thanks.

A: There are many beautiful women here posing as angry white men over 50. Try them; you'll be surprised!

 

[Queefer]

How to attract real women to the GB?

Thanks.

Leave.

 

[EternalFantasies]

A: There are many beautiful women here posing as angry white men over 50. Try them; you'll be surprised!

You wish.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Leave.

IBID.

 

[richard_daily]

A: There are many beautiful women here posing as angry white men over 50. Try them; you'll be surprised!

Ken, your post is ironic.

 

[Queefer]

IBID.

YAAI.

 

[AngusBridie]

I'm thinking of getting a new puppy..

Should I get the crunchy peanut butter or just the creamy stuff?

 

[PollDancer]

I'm thinking of getting a new puppy..

Should I get the crunchy peanut butter or just the creamy stuff?

A: Limiting licks to your guitars might be the safer move.

 

[AngusBridie]

A: Limiting licks to your guitars might be the safer move.

Impressive. I'm not that good. I'll just continue to play with myself.

 

[oggbashan]

Advice?

My advice is simple: Don't ask for advice on the General Board.

 

[PollDancer]

Advice?

My advice is simple: Don't ask for advice on the General Board.

This thread will be the most Exceptional Exception to your otherwise sage post.

 

[Hypoxia]

Whatever anyone advises here, do the opposite. Or another opposite.

Visiting any visual attraction, turn around and take a picture in the opposite direction.

Listening to any vocalization, play it backwards and detect the backmasking.

Drive opposing the one-way arrows on your road. Once.

Contradiction for contradiction's sake -- that's the path to success.

 

[PollDancer]

Open to answering your requests for advice.

 

[Queefer]

Open to answering your requests for advice.

I have a question. Why did Lance get ogg to post his lame goodbye to lit, never to return with a lame alt, only to return with several lame alts?

 

[PollDancer]

I have a question. Why did Lance get ogg to post his lame goodbye to lit, never to return with a lame alt, only to return with several lame alts?

A: My advice in this would be to focus on yourself.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

^not a request for advice.

I can use some advice. I’m stuck in a situation that confuses me, consumes everything, exhausts me. I can’t figure out the right thing to say or do. I’ve tried everything I can think of and nothing helps. What should I do?

 

[AnneSexton]

Nevermind saying or doing the right thing, sweet girl. How boring. I think you should make some really big, like monumentally huge, mistakes instead. Regrets make better stories.

 

[PollDancer]

^not a request for advice.

I can use some advice. I’m stuck in a situation that confuses me, consumes everything, exhausts me. I can’t figure out the right thing to say or do. I’ve tried everything I can think of and nothing helps. What should I do?

A1: Agreed.

A2: Put it aside and stop thinking about it. Revisit after engaging in something else for a while to check for fresh insights. Repeat as necessary.

 

[Rightguide]

^not a request for advice.

I can use some advice. I’m stuck in a situation that confuses me, consumes everything, exhausts me. I can’t figure out the right thing to say or do. I’ve tried everything I can think of and nothing helps. What should I do?

Leave and seek out relationships that better fit your mental and physical ability to cope. We all enter into relationships with desires and expectations for the future. You have to decide how much of both you're willing to sacrifice in the pursuit of any long term relationship that would bring you to this particular point of frustration. There could be a lot of reasons why moving on might be difficult or impossible but maybe it's time to explore the possible.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[jaF0]

Why is BB such a