After you orgasm...

[McKenna]

Aftershocks are almost as powerful as the quake.

 

[Moist_Mary]

I tend to lose control for a few moments and just hold pressure right... there. During the crashing waves.

Then I tend to rub slow and gentle as I ride the wave back down.

 

[TurdFergeson]

I tend to lose control for a few moments and just hold pressure right... there. During the crashing waves.

Then I tend to rub slow and gentle as I ride the wave back down.

I have sometimes violent spasms.

(violent as in uncontrollable and fast and hard)

 

[fluffPE]

masturbation is evil.

It will make you go blind *nods*

 

[Batch]

*adjusts glasses*

 

[KravMaga]

I usually clean myself up then put the cantaloupe back in the fridge.

when did you graduate from liver?

 

[fluffPE]

*adjusts glasses*

The prescription is getting stronger and stronger, is it not? It's just a matter of time!

 

[vinorosso]

The prescription is getting stronger and stronger, is it not? It's just a matter of time!

You use a magnifying glass a lot, don't you?

 

[fluffPE]

You use a magnifying glass a lot, don't you?

Who said that? *Feels around*...oh yeah, it's you!

 

[vinorosso]

Who said that? *Feels around*...oh yeah, it's you!

*dodges* Keep feeling.

 

[Batch]

The prescription is getting stronger and stronger, is it not? It's just a matter of time!

just a matter of time

before total blindness strikes.

 

[hogjack]

After masturbating:

• I provide immediate feedback on my performance in the Wank Log database that covers 1994 to present
• Clean all body parts with an exfoliating sponge
• Use rubbing alcohol to remove the cumslut - in permanent ink - off my forehead
• Send a text message to the celebrity I am currently stalking
• Call the Neighborhood Watch program to let them know I'll be 10 minutes late for my shift
• Take the chip clip nipple clamps off and stick them back on the fridge

 

[Batch]

After masturbating:

• I provide immediate feedback on my performance in the Wank Log database that covers 1994 to present
• Clean all body parts with an exfoliating sponge
• Use rubbing alcohol to remove the cumslut - in permanent ink - off my forehead
• Send a text message to the celebrity I am currently stalking
• Call the Neighborhood Watch program to let them know I'll be 10 minutes late for my shift
• Take the chip clip nipple clamps off and stick them back on the fridge

*chuckles*

 

[Redatlit]

After masturbating:

• I provide immediate feedback on my performance in the Wank Log database that covers 1994 to present
• Clean all body parts with an exfoliating sponge
• Use rubbing alcohol to remove the cumslut - in permanent ink - off my forehead
• Send a text message to the celebrity I am currently stalking
• Call the Neighborhood Watch program to let them know I'll be 10 minutes late for my shift
• Take the chip clip nipple clamps off and stick them back on the fridge

Why use permanent ink?

 

[silver gurl]

from masturbating, do you...

I started thinking about this last night after I um...took matters into my own hands. After you get your dose of Vitamin O, do you keep stroking/wanking/fucking yourself, or is it more a "When I'm done, I'm DONE" thing?

(wait for the poll, please.)

And yeah, I know that not every time is gonna be the same...but generally speaking, tell me what you do.

Simple...I'm like a man...I roll over and fall asleep.

 

[hogjack]

Why use permanent ink?

When I'm horny I don't think very far ahead.

Consequences, schmonsequences.

 

[Redatlit]

When I'm horny I don't think very far ahead.

Consequences, schmonsequences.

Didn't your mother ever tell you that the only thing worse than a freaky perv is a short sighted freaky perv?

 

[hogjack]

Didn't your mother ever tell you that the only thing worse than a freaky perv is a short sighted freaky perv?

I heard all the warnings.

And I don't mind shaving my palms. Big whoop!.

 

[hogjack]

The last girl to give me a decent handjob

Outsourcing the effort.

That's not right.

 

[Moist_Mary]

Outsourcing the effort.

That's not right.

Give us a break. They ARE fun to play with.

 

[Not Normal]

Outsourcing the effort.

That's not right.

That's the American way!

 

[hiddenleaf]

None of the answers quite fit me (so I voted llama porn).

When I start coming, I like to keep my fingers or whatever on my clit until it's completely over or occasionally continue even past that.... But once I reach a point toward the later part of the orgasm, "frigging it just as vigorously as I was" would be painful... It feels good to continue the touch, but it has to be much gentler.

 

[stickwork]

The last girl to give me a decent handjob wouldn't stop after I came the first time.

She also used her words to coax a second (and far more intense) orgasm out of me. The first spasms she responded to with a indifferent "there we go; that's a start" while she rubbed my come back into my cock. She obviously didn't believe I was done, and that helped me to believe I wasn't, either. I relaxed and let her work it until she pretty much made my eyes fly out of my head with the second orgasm. She was much more enthusiastic about that one.

Do you kids still write to each other?